HI GUESS WHAT I’M BAAAAACK TO BLOGGER.

www.itsmevincent.blogspot.com

All you losers link me k.

Maaan, SPM is slowly freaking creeping up all our shoulders. You won’t see me online much anymore. Updates might or might not be less frequent. I’ll be spending my time afk and atb(at the books).

WISH ME GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN PLS K THANKS I MIGHT BE SWITCHING BACK TO BLOGGER I CAN’T GET NICE LAYOUTS SIAL K HAVE FUN ALL YOU FORM 5 LOSERS WHO AREN’T STUDYING THIS VERY MOMENT BUT STILL PLAYING AROUND K GTG BAI.

By the way, Selamat Hari Raya.

I’ve heard of people tatooing their lover’s name on themself,

But this is ridiculous.

STUDY TIME!

And nothing shouts STUDY more than study group !

Only, we don’t study.

LAWL SOCCERTHON MAU TAK.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s a Ciwrcwle !

SHE WAS ACTUALLY TAKING A PICTURE OF HERSELF THROUGH THE PIANO’S REFLECTION.

So while we were studying, I went out to my balcony to get my turtle. And I closed the sliding door. All of a sudden, I head a loud BANG that came from behind me. I turned around and I saw Rachel running and diving onto my bed. I opened the sliding door and there I saw Jan Ming, Paul, and Rachel laughing. I looked at Rachels head. ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLRFOLROFLRFOLROFLRFOLRFOLRFORLFORLFORFLROFLROFLROFLROFL.

Her face was flushed with blood either from embarassment or from the pain of slamming her face into a sliding door. It was like a big red traffic light. ROFL YOU ROCK MY SOCKS RACHEL. No wait, MY SLIDING DOOR.

K thanks bai.

Juuuuuuust a little something for the guys.

( If nearly coughpartiallycough naked women offend you, don’t click on the jump. )

K enough beer, time to hit the books !

Happy Birthday your lameness.

Aier don’t ask me to think of lame jokes now laaaa.

I’m exhausted laaaaaaa.

A circle and a square were playing catching.
K then ?
What did the circle say to the square?
What?
I’VE GOT YOU CORNERED!

( A square has corners while circles don’t. )

Compliments of Rachel.
I helped out too.

What brand of clothes has a lot of holes in them ?
Er, CCK clothes ?
No, GAP.

Rachel : What villian steals soap from the bathroom ?

Vincentwwj : Uh. A DIIIIIIIIRTY VILLIAN!

Rachel : HAHA WRONG !!!

Vincentwwj : Then who?

Rachel : ROOOOOOOOBBER DUCKKYYY!
Vincentwwj : ……

Which mobile operator do Transformers (the movie) Use ?
Err, dunno.
DIGI !
Why?
CAUSE IT’S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME TO CHANGE.
…

Vincentwwj : You know what’s a circle ?

Rachel : What ?

Vincentwwj : SUUUUUUJEN’S A CIRCLE! ;D

Happy Sweet 16 Lame One.

35 days more to SPM.
But you know what?

SCREW THAT.

Mr Lap, Ren, CH, Lame One, Jann` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` `, Miss Moon and myself,

Went to OU to celebrate the world celebration of the 6TH OF OCTOBER !!!!

*Nods head*

It’s a real important day uh-huh.

I rate this a 9/10.
(Super Good Shit.)

I rate Rachel and My singalong to the macdonald’s song a 10/10.
(Even more super good shit.)

Yeah, we did it in the cinema while everyone was inside.
So what?

Twas a fun day.
Throwing food around.
Screaming, “WOOOOOOHOOOOO !”
And clapping after the end of the movie was fun too.

Finally talked with a long friend after some time eh Siang ?
And Joe Shern was awesomecake.

ROFL AND WAS IT A COINCEDENCE WE SAT BESIDE CHARMAINE IN THE CINEMA?
ROFLROFL.
I guess so.

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Congratulations to ;

Sharon and Rohan

For tying the knot last night.
And super mucho banyak giler thanks for the awesome wedding dinner last night.

Shangri La is an awesome hotel.

The first and most awesome ice sculpture I’ve ever seen in my life.

I’ve never been to wedding dinners.
True story.
Or maybe I did when I was a little boy.
But I don’t remember.

ANYHOO..

My future wife so totally has to learn to put food on my plate.
It was so easy to eat last night.
Maaaaan,
Just sitting there and let the waitress give you your food,
It’s like,
Just sitting there,
And let the waitress give you a blowjob.

It’s thaaaaat good.

The flower is actually just standing in water.
For some reason, it doesn’t sink.
It’s sooooooo awesssooooome.

I feel like a small kid who doesn’t know anything.
):
(I’M NOT A KID WHO DOESN’T KNOW ANYTHING K SHUTTUP)

OH YEAH.
Sharon and Rohan,
It must’ve been more than a coincedence,
That Rohan’s name can be made out of Sharon’s name.

But it doesn’t work the other way around,
Cause,
Then she’d be Haron.
And that sounds like a guy’s name.

BUT ANYWAYS,

It’s gotta be more than coincedence,
I say.

GLHF in your marraige.

I dropped by Popular for this RM5.99 board.

I AM AWESOMEPIE ADMIT IT.

I have got to stop taking my titles from songs.

PMR has just officially finished.
All you form 3s need’nt rub it in y’know.

I’ve started thinking what I’m going to do after SPM.
As some of you buddy dudes/dudettes will be going to NS,
I think I’ll be going to Pangkor Laut Resort to work.
For 3 months.

Pangkor Laut Resort.

Working in this 5 star resort will really be an experience for me.
I’d be staying there without any friends or family.
I won’t have my own computer or ps2 or anything at all.

I don’t know if I’m ready for this,
But it’s certainly going to get me ready for the real world up ahead.

They’re actually wanting you to focus on the woman.

Looking at the resort’s pictures,
I’m guessing the employee’s quarters shouldn’t be too run down.

I haven’t made up my mind if I’m going there or not.
But it’s a 70% probablity that I’ll be going.
So all you fagtards better start appreciating me while I’m around.

Whenever Vincent throws pencils at you in class,
You don’t go WOI STOP LA.
Instead, you should go,
Hahahaha nice throw Vince.

Whenever Vincent makes lame jokes,
LAUGH AND APPRECIATE IT.
Whenever Vincent does stupid stuff,
Like play with Rachel at the toyhouse in The Curve,
LAUGH LA.
DON’T SAY I’M STUPID.

When you’re online minding your own business,
And all of a sudden “Vincentwwj. has just signed in” pops up at the bottom left of your monitor,
And suddenly you get this IM saying,

DOOM, DI DA DI DA DI,
DOOM, DI DA DI DA DI,
Everybody’s gonna love today,
Gonna love today,
Gonna love today,

Don’t go all vulgar and say,
Macaohai knnccb hen lame arr niii.

*COUGHKHYLCOUGH*

Now you know why I wanna go, don’t you?

It’s a nice song. (:

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But that’s not what this post is about.
I’ve finally decided to NOT use jumps anymore since it’s SO DAMN FREAKING TROUBLESOME JUST TO CLICK ON A BUTTON.

As I was walking home from ss2 today,
I was walking through this dark alley as usual since I need to use it to go home.
I noticed something I had never notice before.
It was 8pm (around there).

And as I passed by the houses,
I listened to the sound of plates clanking against each other.
The sound of water gushing out from the tap.
Almost everyone was washing their plates that were filled with food moments ago.

Pangkor Laut Resort.

Immediately, a mental picture of a family dinner came into my mind.
Nothing big,
Just those normal dinners I’m sure you have with your family.
Daily stuff which again,
Almost everyone takes for granted.

I kept thinking, how everyone must be feeling at that moment.
Coming home,
Relaxing and having dinner,

Then the sound of showers coming on came from bathrooms.
It was almost the same with every house.
The mothers would be doing the dishes.
The children would be taking their showers.

Pangkor Laut Resort.

If you’re just reading this for the sake of reading it,
You won’t understand and think to yourself,
WHATTHEFUCKISHISPROBLEMHESOHAI AH.
However, if you picture yourself in my position,
Listening to the sound of the end of the day,
You’d know how I feel.

Ask yourself, how many times you’ve listened to the sound of the end of the day.
This has been my first time.
It may seem small,
But then again,
It might be a turnaround part in my life.

About two weeks ago, I was having a typical conversation over Windows Live Messenger with Jesse Liew Wern Cai a.k.a Jehcthezyphrninja.

I’ve never looked so retarded in my life. I swear.

Jesse : I have photos of us during my 11th birthday in Tropicana.

Vincentwwj : WTFBBQ SEND TO ME SIAL.

Jesse : Scanner downstairs.

Vincentwwj : K ASAP.

Jesse : K.

2 FREAKING LONG Weeks later…

Vincentwwj : WOI SEND ME PICS LA.

Jesse : Scanner downstairs.

Vincentwwj : It’ll only take 5 minutes or less to bring it up.

Jesse : IT’S HUGE LA. LIKE *coughsomeonecough*’s ASS.

Vincentwwj : Oh like my dick ? Yeah it’s big. JUST HURRY UP AND GET IT LA.

Moments later…

Jesse : You’ve just wasted 20 minutes of my life.

Vincentwwj : Okay GJ now send plx.

*sends photos*

Jesse : You are so impatient.

Vincentwwj : Yeah okay you can suck my nuts too.

Jesse : Oh yeah ? I can cancel the file sending too.

Vincentwwj : I can pee on your front gate too.

*cancels file sending*

Jesse : PEE ON MY GATE LA.

Vincentwwj : _|_ I will beat your scrawny ass upsidedown and insideout you mofo now hurry up.

Jesse : I’m a wussy. Okay I send to you.

JESSE LIEW WERN CAI IS SO FUCKING AWESOME.

See Jesse. Just like I promised.

When will this torment stop ?

The funny thing about your childhood is that, you don’t remember everything that happens. When you talk about it with friends, it reminds you that it’s the best time of your life. But when you look at the pictures, you just wanna hide under your duvet and cry.

VERY cool guys.

I swear, that was probably the best time of my life. No matter how retarded I looked. No worries, no problems, just plain, pure fun. Something like sex, only, you don’t spray coke everywhere and spill maggi mee on your sex partner.

I look fretarded.

BUT HEY. It’s the good ol’ times that count right ?

No, not really.

It’s funny how after so long, you still remain good friends with them. ;D

And the shitty, funny things we used to do is making me take off my boxers and throw em out the window. It makes me wanna do more shitty and funny things.

Like how Khy Li wore his first condom in standard 6.
He found it under his table. (so he claims)

Like how Khy Li peed on the toilet doorknob and everyone who opened the door touched it.

Like how I was a super hot head back then and started fights simply because he pushed me.
Which ended up with a pair of torn pants from the crotch all the way to his ankle.

Like how we used to scream YAAAAAY after the final bell rang.

Like how we used to play catching at 6.30am in the morning.

Good times, good times.

En. Mohd. Nor.

ROFL REMEMBER HOW HE USED TO GIVE US A DOLLAR OR SO IN HIS TUITION CLASS WHEN WE GOT THE HIGHEST AND COULD ANSWER HIS QUESTIONS?

THAT WAS FUNNY SHIT.

THE WAY WE BATTLED TO TRY AND GET THE MONEY.

I REMEMBER I WAS ALWAYS WITH MENG LEONG ROFL.

We SCHOOLED all of you other losers.

HAH!

We were practically unbeatable !

That was then, this is now.

I’m perfectly beatable right now.

ROFL I REMEMBER THE GREAT MOMENTS WE USED TO SHARE.

Ser Siang, those ps2-ing moments were fab man.

Simply fab.

It’s like…

Cotton candy.

Fab.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL. Everyone was mangkuk head-ish back then.

No worries.

It was the “in” thing.

V^.^

Damn fuck, I was born lame.

BUT THAT MIGHT NOT BE A BAD THING!

WHO ELSE WOULD PROVIDE YOU WITH ENTERTAINMENT THEN ?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT CHUN KIAT.

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ha.

ROFL I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW STUPID I LOOK WITH MY POKEMON SHIRT HAHAHAHAA.

ROFL MY BRO TOO LMFAO.

Mangkuk was SOOOOOOOOO “in” okay.

I SEE A MISSING TOOTH, MENG LEEOOOONG !

LOL LOOK AT JESSE STUFFING FOOD INTO HIS MOUTH.

Best times of my life.

Mom always told me, save the best for last.

PANTS REACHING NIPPLES YET ?

TOTALLY HIGHER THAN THE NIPPLES DUH.