Squirt some Ribena in my face, will you ? Happy Merdeka btw.

Headed to The Curve yesterday to watch some fireworks.

But, I went to Hwee Ching’s house to watch em instead.

I have this thing against rubbing bodies with strangers.

And their sweat all over you.

Ps. Never sit in front of Hwee Ching when she’s drinking Ribena.

Merdeka’s Eve.

Let’s face it. Stop pretending like we give a shit about merdeka. We might celebrate it. Only because there’re free fire works displays everywhere. Otherwise, it’d be just another normal day.

Purple Sunset.

I need more sleep.

You’re probably gonna get bored of me posting up these sunset photos. But I’m just mesmerised by the beauty of sunsets. Every sunset is different, if you look at it closely. It’s nice and soothing.

Not to worry, kids.

New post coming in tomorrow.

Promise!

WooHOOO!

In case some of you don’t know, I’m a little interested in photography.

Not too much to take it seriously, like in college or anything.

Just enough to play around the camera Dad handed down to me.

It’s a big one and it makes me look like cool.

Doesn’t matter if girls don’t dig photographers.

Photographers get to take pictures of 1238957128957128957129 models.

They don’t need to be digged by girls.

This is how thing’s are like in normal boring AUTO mode.

 

AND THE NEW AND IMPROVED, MANUAL SETTINGS !

Isn’t it awesome?

I.WILL.FINISH.MY.ADD.MATH.PROJECT.

SPM is coming.

I’m scared.

I keep trying to kick this feeling of guilt away from me.

The guilt of not studying.

:)

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road ?

It was too Chicken.

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Why was the tomato blushing ?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

—–

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says,

“Why the long face ?”

—–

What does Mozart do now that he’s dead?

He decomposes.

—–

There are three kinds of people in the world.

Those who can count.

And those who can’t.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?

A stick.

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What’s the FAMOUS LAST WORDS of a mafia hitman?

“Who put a guitar in the guitar case?”

—–

What do you call a sleeping cow?

A bulldozer.

—–

When is a car, NOT a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

—–

Two blondes were walking in the woods.

One said, “Oh look! deer tracks!

The other one argued, “No silly! Those are wolf tracks!”

They fought over it.

Two hours later they were both killed by a train.

—–

What does a one legged ballerina wear ?

A one one.

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Lame jokes to keep you entertained.

He sat in his chair, bored.

X : From his very very white ass, to his extremely hairy legs, let’s welcome Vincentwwj.

Vincentwwj : Hi

X : What do you think about women’s clothing in this era ?

Vincentwwj : I think women are adapting to the circle of life better than men are.

X : Why so ?

Vincentwwj : Well, mankind started out naked back in the stoneage. And then we started to wear loincloths and banana leaves and such. Then slowly, we evolved and VOILA, here we are with our kickass clothing.

Juicy it is.

Vincentwwj : But the circle of life is working so well on women, that sooner or later, they’re all gonna start walking around naked again.

Nostalgia.

Nostalgia describes a longing for the past. <— Straight from Wiki.

The base of Mount Kinabalu.

Looking back at the pictures from my expidition throughout Sabah and Sarawak, damn it I wish I could go again. Especially for my mountain experience.

I’m weak , It’s true.

They camwhore so well, they make me look like an amateur.

Shit, after Rush Hour 3, the BEST COMEDIAN on my list is still ADAM SANDLER. The NEXT BEST COMDEDIAN, is Chris Tucker. Shit, you guys HAVE to agree with me. He’s my new role model. <3

Like I said, KICKASS HILARIOUS !