My Very Own Pet.

I finally have my very own pet!

Sure i do have house dogs.
But they’re the family pet.
Now i have,MY VERY OWN AQUARIUM!
There’s just something about aquariums that are so soothing.
I mean,Doesn’t that seem soothing to you?
The calmness of the water.
The tranquility.
Everyone needs a break from all the hassle of life.

By just sitting there looking at the fish tank,
You won’t ever get bored.
Seriously.
I do that.

And you get to observe life in a whole new angle.
Instead of playing the role of a helpless pawn.
You actually get to watch the helpless pawns battle it out.

You get to see the big ones bully the small ones.
The small ones running away from the big ones.
And then, this happens.

Oh, Damn I love being in charge.

Oh i also got myself tortoises.
The cute things.Hey, not many tortoises know how to play dead like mine do.
Seriously, they do.
Watch this.

Have you ever wondered how tortoises mate?
I have.
And now i don’t have to wonder no more.
It always start with a kiss.
Then, they go a little further by kissing the neck.
…..
Shell in this case.
And then, it all gets interesting.
Of course, one position is not good enough.
They go doggy style!

However, its somewhat dangerous to put them in my aquarium.
As they can climb up the pump line really quick.
It got from there to here in like uh.
5 seconds?
O.O”
Who ever said tortoises were slow?

Oh.
And here’s what they do if they were to topple over on the back.

Now i know where they came up of the idea for Ninja Turtles.
His backflip totally made him look like a ninja.
No?