Pictures.

At Wei Guan’s house.

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At my house.

Nuff said. =]

Fast Food Outlets.

Fastfood outlets seem to be gripping the nation by the balls.

However, some fast food outlets are unhealthy and bad.Such as Mc Donald’s.

For one, it certainly causes obesity.
Not only that, Mc Donald’s certainly serve coffee at the wrong temperatures.
This is what happened when a lady got burnt by their coffee.
AT 190 DEGREES.
O_O Are they mad?

Needless to say, the woman sued Mc Donald’s.
She intended on just settling for Mc Donald’s to pay for the medical bills.
However, STUPIDLY, Mc Donald’s refused.
And so she sued them. =D
OH AND DID I MENTION SHE WAS A 79 YEAR OLD WOMAN?
Click here to find out more.

Needless to say, she hated Mc Donald’s.

No more,BA DA BA BA BA!
I’M LOVING IT!
LAWL.

However, i seriously salute their new burger.The “Mc Donald Burger“.
Now served with Ronald Mc Donald.

I have to get a burger named after me. =D

OH.
AND WHO CAN STAND THAT FREAKY MC DONALD MASCOT?! =O
Heck he should be sent to prison for that! >=[
FREAKY IDIOT.

GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDANCE!
ASS!

However, Mc Donald’s is still nice to eat.
=D

Update.

Finally, its time for an update on my life.
Well, I went for this Christmas Eve’s party countdown thing at Wei Guan’s house.
Went out on Christmas Day to celebrate Christmas and Ren Hao’s birthday.
Uh.
Um.
Yeah.
Err.
Uh….

Confession of pain is a really sad show. ) :
Its all SUICIDAL.
Everyone killed themselves.
Its a police show.
Incidently, The short form for Confession of pain is C.O.P.Err.
Uhh.
Well.
Um.
=/
Hmm.
Ermm.

My brother and his friends are totally living it up right now!
Its like, the party of the year!
Nothing can beat it!
Seriously.
They’re having such an awesome time.
They rock.
They sure know how to enjoy life!
ALL FOUR OF THEM.

Yippee! Woohoo!

Supposedly there were about 20 people.
Then, it turned to 14.
When the time came, It turned to 4.I loved their excuses.

Hello, are you coming or not? What time you coming?
Har? What you talking about? Your party tomorrow mah no meh?LOL.

Hello, eh you coming onot? Where are you?
Sorry wei. I got family problem. I call you back later.

LOL.

Hello?
SORRY WEI. I can’t come. My parents don’t let me. They saw my PMR results.

LOL.

I know how it feels like. ) :
Oh wait. No i don’t.

Oh, and uh. SCREW THAT STUPID EARTHQUAKE FOR MAKING STREAMYX CACAT.

Its going away isn’t it ? ) :
Slowly going away. ) :

Best Christmas Ever!

I had my best christmas eve ever!
With the person i love the most!
And the closest friends anyone could have!
I hope everyone has a spectacular christmas!

Christmas is something special that should be shared.
So no matter who that person is.
Share christmas and enjoy it.
The miracle of christmas is a powerful thing. =]

A Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night!

Special Announcement! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU REN HAO!
YOU ARE MY MACHA!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
A TRUE FRIEND!

*MERRY CHRISTMAS!*

Haircuts.

Holycrapshits.
I had the worse haircut ever and I deserve to ramble on about it on my blog.
Seriously it SUCKS.First, my hair rocked.
It was like this!

The super mangkuk head.
But it rocks.
MANGKUK HAIR OWNS YOU.

Heck i could turn that mangkuk into something like this!
At first, my hair owned.

Obviously it wasn’t something like this.

Or this.

Who could be blessed with such a great hair stylist like this?

Not me. Nuh-uh.
At first, my hair looked like this.

HOLYCRAPSHITS.

So then i told her to cut it shorter.
And then, i turned back into something like this.

So i thought of getting a wig and wearing it.
So i’d look like this.

But i’m just thankful i don’t have hair like this.

Anyone care to share about favourite hairstyles?

CAUSE MINE SUCKS.

Genting.

Well its time for another update.
Today’s topic will be, Genting.

Genting, a far away place to go if ever want to kick back and relax under the sunny, sunny, hot, blistering sun.
Not.
Genting is another hip happening place.
From rollercoasters to casinos, Genting has them all.
Cable car services are even provided in genting.

One of the many attractions there is the theme park.
Thousands of people go to Genting Highlands during the holidays to have a great time.

This picture describes it all.
Looking for thrilling rides?
Take the roller coaster.
Something a little less exciting?
Boat paddling!
Something for the lovers?
Faris Wheel!
Just wanna chill out?
Sit on that big rock way up there and look down! into women’s cleavages

Here come the more “Historical” rides.

The Solero Space Shot.
Does anyone know what happened on this ride?
If you want to read it, highlight the words.
Or, press Ctrl + A.
This will highlight the whole blog.
A girl’s hair got stuck somewhere in the machine.
When they were wayyyyyy up there.
Guess what happened when the machine came straight down producing that adrenaline rush through your veins?
Some of that rush came out of her veins.
That’s right.
She was killed instantly.
Her head was ripped apart from her body.
Just imagine the blood squirting out of her neck.
And imagine the people right beside her.
And imagine when they go up again.
To see.
Her head.
Just dangling there.
But i heard they’ve put up something to block anything from going into the machine already.
So, i guess it’s safe.
*Take note : GUESS*

I don’t know what this ride is called.
If you want to read the story about it, highlight the words.
Apparantly, a screw that was holding one of the chairs was loose.
After a while, the screw came out.
Sending the person sitting there airborn.
And the landing wasn’t very pretty.
Fortunately, there were no casualties on this ride.
Just lots of scratches, bruises, broken bones, injuries, blablabla….

And now, i lead you to Genting’s First World Hotel.
I’m sure most of you have heard stories about this place.
About the dead bodies found in rooms.
Mostly, i think these are done by the loan sharks there.
MOSTLY.I’ve heard stories about this hotel.

If you want to read what happened, highlight it up.3 businessmen went to stay in one of the rooms in Genting First World.
The room that they were staying in didn’t have those advanced key card readers.
Instead, they had those keyholes.
Where you insert the key, and turn it.
VOILA! The door is locked/unlocked.

So anyways,
These 3 businessmen were close to each other.
They decided to share a room.
A triple room.
Meaning there are 3 single beds.
No homosexuality here thanks.

In the middle of the night,
There was a very loud sound of scratching at the door.
Spooked out by the sound,
1 out of the 3 men decided to check it out.
He looked through the eyepiece.
However it was covered up by something.
So, he looked through the keyhole.
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He never expected to see what he did.
He saw a mixture of red,black, and white colours.
It was as though it was in a liquid form.
Only, it was moving in a pattern.
Thinking he’d better not check it out,
He went back to his bed.

And again there was the scratching sound.
This time, they ignored it and went back to sleep.

The next morning, house keeping came to clean up their room.
It was a rather old man that was assigned to clean their rooms.
Still curious about the night before,
They told the old man what had happened last night.
They asked him if he knew anything about it.

With a sigh and fear in his eyes, he told them.
There was a man that stayed in this room before.
He was murdered.
The murderer/murderers had used a pen to poke him in both his eyes before killing him.

In case some of you don’t get the story,
The man was actually staring eye to eye with a ghost.
The red,black, and white colours he was seeing were the ghost’s eye.
Being poked, it bled.
Causing the eye to be black, white, and red due to the blood.

Still thinking about going to genting?

Change.

All this time i never asked myself.
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF A BLOG?

Well, i’m certainly going to stop doing what i do.
Tell stories and feelings about my life.
Cause that should be written in a diary.

So, i’m just going to fill it up with other crap.
Which. Isn’t about my life.

And get a freaking diary.

So anyways, today’s topic is Condoms.
Yeah, i might be a little young to buy one. Legally
But heck, we seriously have to thank this modern day prevention-of-pregnancy-kit that is fitted into a plastic wrapper.
Thanks to these, many people get to face unplanned marriages!
Which probably brings them crashing down. Bla bla bla.

ANYWAYS,
Condoms all come in various shapes and sizes.
Some men ( Never forget the gays. (: ] and women like to experience different feelings during intercourse.
Hence, different shapes.

But i’ll never figure out why someone would want to try condoms like those.
Especially the 4th from the left hanging on the bottom row.

Condoms seem to be all the rage.
Everybody wants to get one.
Its a “must have”.
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*YEARS GO BY*

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“Condoms have gone to the dogs.”
No their not outdated.
They seriously have gone to the dogs.
Or maybe more people practice beastiality.

But their advertistments are so much more cooler.
The day they allow these ads in Malaysia will be in another 2937581099475829034857 years.
They even show some positions you might want to try.
Heck, they even show positions for a threesome!

But the shape on the tip of the condom really confuses me.
Why shape it like that?
It sorta looks like a pacifier.
And we all know what pacifiers are for.

And for people like me, you’d probably want to get this size.
No one likes a torn condom.
Remember kids!
Always play safe!

My first official game.

So yesterday i was supposed to go to the seminar.
But, i didn’t.
As i figured it would be boring.
That and, I was too tired.

So anyways, i skipped it.
And i had my final game today.

We lost 2-1.
But i scored. The 1.
I rock.
But they rock more.

Khy Li and Teik Lye were nice enough to come. =]
Oh right, before the game Teik Lye and I watched Eragon.
I feel that they moved too fast in to movie. ):
That sucks.

After the game, Khy Li Teik Lye and I then went to Chillies in Bangsar for dinner.
They agreed the food is orgasmic no?

I am pretty bushed right now.
There is a bruise on my ass.
Maybe everyone will get lucky and i’ll take a picture of it. =O

I’m very tired.
As i am not getting enough sleep.
I think.

This is a boring post. LoRL.

I look like Will Smith.

Laul.

Just when you realise life’s a bitch, it has puppies.

Things just keep getting worse and worse doesn’t it?
Now i realise life isn’t that far apart from the drama shows.
Kind of similiar actually.
Everything goes wrong.

You just want to punch life with a knuckle duster that says, FUCK YOU.

BAM.

Well tonight’s skating class, tomorrow’s Ice hockey SEMINAR ROFLOLMAONADEZOMFGWTFBBQLAWL, and on Sunday is my last game of the season!

So anyone who’s interested drop by and watch some ice hockey. I predict it’ll be a really good game.

So anyways, have you ever been disturbed while having sex?
Heck, with some ingenuity, we don’t have to worry no more!
You just do this.

Of course, you have to have considerate and open minded family members/ housemates / anyone who stays in the same place with you.

Otherwise,
No sex for you.
Unless you don’t mind having the risk of someone banging down your door screaming their heads of for a threesome.

For those of you who don’t have the luxuries of a partner, look out for this button!————>>>

Of course, it doesn’t come cheap.
But you still shouldn’t go around showing people this.

Instead, get RM1 and buy Wei Jung chips.

And gamble!

Still have change?

Order some takeout.

Well, i’m bored now. Byee.e.e.e.e…..