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I’m going to bed right now.
Going to Hong Kong early in the morning tomorrow.
I have to leave at 6.15.
So i’ll wake up about…………
5.15 to finish up this post and get ready to go.
Sleep well fellow readers!
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And so now i’m awake.
Groggy and still sleepy.
My eyes can’t open.
Time to wash up and stuff.
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Wow that hot bath really helped. >=]
Well i guess i’m all packed.
Oops! Not to forget my mp3 player. =]
Which will accompany me throughout my 5 day journey. =]
Well people, wish me good luck!
Hopefully i’ll come back in one piece!
And loadsa pics. =]
Chao people! Blog more in 5 days time!! =] [=
Missing you Sarah. =[
I’m sure most of you people out there have things that irritate you.
But when i say irritating, i mean irritatng.
What’s irritating is…
YES.
*Nods Head*
MOSQUITOES.
What in the world can be more irritating than a blood sucking insect?
To complicate things, IT FLIES.
More over, it’s so freaking tiny it makes it almost impossible for us to meng-KILL it.
So, victims of misquitoes [us] came up with a brilliant solution.
Simply spray the gas in a closed room.
Wait 15 minutes.
Enter the room.
And you can do this.
MOSQUITOES GOT GG-FIED BY RIDSECT.
Need something more environment friendly?
It doesn’t work that well though.
It just wards off mosquitoes.
Doesn’t kill them.
HOWEVER, it does not have the same bloody effect on some mosquitoes.
Some mosquitoes have grown and immunity to it like fat people have grown an immunity to liposuction.
No matter how much fat they suck out, they still look fat.
How fat? Click here.
Besides that, they also sell mousquito mats.
Simply insert it into the holder and plug it into the plug point.
And voila.
Instant mosquito free zone.
YEAH RIGHT.
THAT CRAP DOESN’T WORK.
I’m using it right now and all the mosquitoes are buzzing around my room.
And you know what?
I personally feel that their motto is overated.
Nothing kills insects faster then ridsect.
HAH!
You have never smelt my fart now have you?
I KILLED A BEE WITH IT.
True story.
Happened in year 2004.
When i was in form 2.
It was in the middle of the night in camerons.
There was a bee on the wall but we decided to leave it alone.
We turn off the lights and get ready to sleep.
I FART.
Everyone runs out of the room.
Yep.
DEADLY.
We return to the room 10 minutes later, the bee was dead on the floor.
You heard it first here on Vincent’s believe it or not.
Super Chunted Ice Hockey Video.
Gg-fied by Vince.
Enjoy.
So like.. Today, i have nothing to do. So i was reading through Kenny Sia’s blog. His archive to be exact. And i started from day 1. I found some really interesting pictures. Some of you might be familiar to it. Some may not. Either way, I’m posting it up. =] Exclusively from Kenny Sia.
Don’t we all love middle fingering babies?
And this is so totally true.
Life may be hard but we should find a way to overcome hardships and crap like that.
Till then,
Chao.
Gg-fied by Vince.
So there i was just browsing through the internet.
Just looking through blog after blog.
When i saw those quiz things.
WHAT TYPE OF ASS DO I HAVE?
Now that’s a quiz worth taking a look at.
So i just clicked on the link and continued where it led me.
Unforunately, that was an all girls quiz.
So i just looked around that website.
And found a quiz worth taking a whack at.
| Which swear word are you? |
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  shit shit. do you mumble this under your breath alot. maybe you just are clumsy |
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| Take The Quiz Now! | Quizzes by myYearbook.com |
Wow. The results were accurate.
So, i took more quizzes to test it’s ac
curacy.
| Are u Hot, Sexy, Ugly, Pretty, or Geeky? |
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| You Are SEXY!!! You are real FINE!!!! thats all i can say … |
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| Take The Quiz Now! | Quizzes by myYearbook.com |
Haha. Nuff said.
So then i clicked a few more interesting quizzes…
| Punk/Poser/Emo/Goth/Prep? | |
 Prep You’re a prep. Lot’s of energy and happy about everything. That’s mostly good I suppose.. but everyone that’s not prep hates you. |
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| Take The Quiz Now! | Quizzes by myYearbook.com |
Shit! I’m a prep! WooHoo! Yippee! Hurray! Yay! …………
What’s a prep?
And then… I found the most worth taking quiz.
| What sex position? | |
 Your good at all styles and positions! You are one of the best performers of sex and you are very creative! |
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| Take The Quiz Now! | Quizzes by myYearbook.com |
YES. I LIKE THAT.
L.O.L.
So anyways, yesterday i went for skating at pyramid.
Worked on my back skating.
Which totally sucked as i fell down multiple times in various positions and spots.
My knees bled.
But it was only blood.
So class was mostly teaching about backwards skating.
Not much to ramble about there.
So then it was time to leave.
And dad was late so i had to wait outside at Starbucks.
Except, not sit down and wait.
Instead, i sat on the steps and waited.
I was eating my RM2.70 crispy popiah which i adore.
When all of a sudden a mother pulled her son in front of my and started stripping him.
She was changing his diapers.
When i was eating my popiah.
…..
WTF IS WRONG WTIH YOU LADY!??#$?%*()@&$(*%^@()&#&)%*(&
I quickly , swiftly , rapidly , inconveniently finished my popiah.
I turned around to get my bag and wait somewhere else.
Too late.
I saw that lil boy’s penis Bird Bird. [ Trying to keep the blog family friendly suitable for all ages. =]
It was like….
The size of a sim card.
Maybe a little longer.
Maybe not.
I do not wish to remember.
It makes me thankful for what i have between my legs.
I pray for you little boy that yours will grow.
This blog is going preeeetty dead.
Oh well.
On happier note, i will be leaving to Hong Kong on Thursday. =]
And tomorrow, Wednesday will be my final outing with Wai Hong and Ren Hao before i leave to Hong Kong.
Maybe i’ll squeeze in another post tomorrow. =]
Till then…
Chao!
Well, I started the day off like none other.
I WET MY BED.
Seriously.
I didn’t I DID.
I’M SUCH A LOSER.
I SUCK.
Sorry, i was just being lame.
Like… OBVIOUSLY NOT!
What do you take me for? A baby?
I woke up with the sound of mom’s voice.
Her piercing voice travelling through my ears and finally reaching my brain.
MAY SUAN!!! WAKE UP.
Why’d i respond to MAY SUAN again? o.O?
That’s my sister’s name by the way.
Am i turning into a transexual?
So anyways, got up and went to Nirvana Memorial Park all the way in….
Somewhere in the middle of nowhere.
Which took a long time to drive to.
I could sleep peacefully.
YAY!
So we got there and prayed to my deceased grandpapa.
Then, we went for awesomely great sate in KAJANG.
Mmmmmmm.
Along with DIM SUM.
But… The sate was totally better.
It was off the hook yo.
It was like… Like…..
It was like holy water coming down on our faces blessing us.
Except….
It was….
Just KAJANG SATE.
SATE OWNS YOU.
Then we went home and took a nap.
Fell asleep in the car.
Woke up and Sarah was already up.
About half an hour later she was entering Singapore!
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Sighh.
I miss her very much.
More than anything i've ever missed.
I've never missed anything much actually.
Only... my bed.
And my Pillow.
Which i named.. P.S.
Yes. =]
Which has slept with me countless nights.
That pillow has been through a lot with me.
The tears i’ve shed.
The drool i’ve…. drooled.
The snot i accidentally sneezed out. [ fictional ]
The cumshots hugs i’ve given it.
The warmth it has given my in my sleep. =]
So anyways. Yes. I miss her. =[
She seems so far away.
Yet... Only a few keypad buttons away. =[
Went for ice hockey again last night.
Was fun. =]
But…
Again..
Hard with the backwards skating.
Went to have dinner at Ming Tien after that.
And now here i am.
Home.
Safe and sound.
Time to retire to my bed.
Nites Blogger.com////////// One more.. /
Alright.
Goodnight.
Well its been a week and a day since the incident.
And things have changed.
Lots of things.
Practically everything.
But i guess that’s the way its going to be.
Anyways….
No pics in this post.
Just words.
Reading is good for the mind! =]
Not to mention vocab!
But… If reading hurts your brain,
I suggest you stop.
Maybe reading is just to straineous on your brain.
Update on the week!
Hmm.
Finally stopped work.
I’m a free man!
Can’t wait for my pay and for new skates!
And errr… Errr.. Err…. Other hockey stuff!
Stuff that i WILL actually own!
I MUST.
I WILL.
And I SHALL.
So anyways, i went out with the guys yesterday, Friday.
Like at 1.30 i met up with Ren.
Went to La Gourmet to return my apron and name tag.
Then we went to MPH to get something wrapped. =]
On the way Teik Lye dropped from the ceiling like rain from clouds.
Except he did it in an orderly manner.
Which makes no sense because he walked right up to us.
Met Paul and Wei Kuan at MPH.
And they went to play fake street ball at Eco Park.
A court in a shop?
Kinda… dumb?
Stupid?
Pathetic?
Irrelavant?
DESPERATE?
So desperate that they have to rely on a basketball court to bring in customers?
=O
So anyways,
We watched DEATH NOTE.
Its kinda interesting.
Whoever plotted the story line was really creative.
Well yeah the DEATH GOD was real cool with wings and all.
But LIGHT was really evil killing his own Girl and all. =/
But their hair is like… So ANIME.
And Cewl.
I’m not ashamed of my mangkuk hair now.
As Ren has his Mushroom hair too.
And so does LIGHT.
Having his…. ermm…. some-kinda-mushroom-mix-mangkuk hair.
Wandered too far off topic.
Anyways,
LIGHT gets hold of this notebook.
Whoever’s name is written in this notebook will DIE.
If the cause of the victim’s death is not stated, the victim will simply die of heart attack.
And with a notebook in the hands of a human, things get interesting.
And L was so totally going to die sooner or later.
If his lack of sleep doesn’t kill him, diabetes will.
So after that, we went to Sarah’s house for the barbeque party. =]
And since Paul wanted to be stingy, he and Wei Kuan took the shuttle bus.
While me, Ren Hao, and TL took the cab.
And guess what?
It rained.
And i was cooking under the rain.
Was really cold that night.
Even though i was crowded by people, i still felt lonely. =/
The rain fell on my back and not on my head.
And for some time, i felt water sliding down my pants right into my underwear leading straight to my ass.
Woooooo. Wet.
Thian Hong and Wei Kuan followed me to pyramid as they intended to stay over my house that evening.
We got there and ate Crispy Popiah as i didn’t have much food at the party.
I had like…. 50g of sausages? 30g of salad?
And… about 35g of Burger meat?
Yeah.
So i had to eat something.
Anyways, we watched the Division 1 team play.
Whoooowhee…..
Talk about GANAS.
Coach G played that night. =]
So anyways, after the Division 1’s game, it was the Division 3’s game.
And so i played.
And then we went home.
Took our showers and like it was already so late.
And yet, Thian Hong and Wei Kuan wanted to watch a movie.
Of all shows they chose HIMALAYA SINGH.
I mean yeah its funny.
But i watched it like… 7 times already?
So anyways, slept at 3, woke up about 9.
All cause of Ren and TL.
Who wanted to work.
Sorry Thian Hong and Wei Kuan.
My mom needs only 2 boys. =[
I planned to teman both of them the whole day.
But I was just too tired. =S
My eyes were closing.
And so i say i’m sorry ren.
I’M SORRY REN.
I’M SORRY REN.
I’M SORRY REN.
Yeah.
So anyways, i’m really hungry now.
And i’ll go off to scavange for food like the scavanger that i am.
Oh please would someone save me from this phase of life?
I sooooooooo feel really….
Really…
really…
Errrr…..
errr…
lonely3 personly right now.
Yup.
Me, myself, and I.
Chaooooooo.
A picture of my Ice Hockey team. =]
Good teammates. =]
~Vincentwwj~
So like.. This post is late.
Why?
I forgot about it. =S
So anyways, Penguin came to surprise me!
And boy was I surprised!
Supposedly Jessica was supposed to pass me a present.
And that present was Sarah. =]
Best present in my life.
So anyways, with all the lights shining straight in our faces,
We had to wear those strap-on things.
No, not a strap-on penis you pervs.
Those black things you use to cover your eyes to sleep.
Only… We didn’t.
Instead, we wore eyeliner and foundation and blusher and glitter.
Like… Omfg.
We’re freaking guys!
DON’T TURN US INTO GIRLS WE WON’T BE TRANSEXUALS!
I won’t anyway.
As for Aiman, Prakash, and Guang Pin, I can’t say the same.
Wooo. Nice lipstick guys.
I didn’t put any eyeliner as i did not like it and it hurt my eyes.
However, i was forced to put on other makeup.
Which sucked.
Cause they can’t even see our faces it doesn’t make a difference.
And its a waste of money.
Not to mention how much bacteria we’re introducing to our pores.
And it is bad because…
Because….
Because….
We look so freaking weird.
Not to mention ugly.
And disgusting.
So anyways, we took a few pictures.
I like this picture.
Know why i wasn’t inside?
I was taking it!
Maybe i have a future in photography.
Roflol.
And here’s a picture of Sasee taking a picutre of me.
You shoot me i shoot you.
You bang me i bang you.
Wait wait wait…
That last sentence didn’t sound right at all.
So anyways,
Has anyone ever played FATAL FRAME?
Its a horror game.
You kill ghosts by taking a photograph of them with a very special camera.
Then can see ghosts.
Only with that camera.
So anyways,
Alan had that particular camera.
Or so his face said so.
HE SEES GHOSTS!!!!
RUN ALAN RUN!!!!!
And Joseph was our tag man.
Why isn’t there a picture of me?
Cause i was the camera man.
Hah!
By being the camera man, I did not embarrass myself. =p
Which is good. =]
Ps.
Will try to post up the video of the dance ASAP.
Till then,
Bye bye.
Althought i’m without you, i still feel you’re with me. =] I love you Sarah.
~Vincentwwj~
So yesterday i went for Ice Hockey, The coolest game on earth.
Literally.
Anyways, i broke my stick!
O.O”
I clashed into another 2 players and when i got up my stick was broken.
So after the game i ask Aunt Susan what was i supposed to do as that stick was borrowed.
I have to but another stick and give it back to the club.
Expected.
Bye bye RM130.
Bye bye my first stick.
So anyways i bought a new one already.
Wheee.
And i bought new laces too.
Cause mine like, tore.
Due to all the rust around the rings.
Slowly, gradually, cutting the lace.
Until it tore.
RM25 just for lace.
130+25 = 155.
T.T
Before i changed it,
After i changed it,
I’m only changing one side.
As only one side is torn.
So if this one tears again i’ll just change it. =]
Although it looks kinda weird,
Who cares what it looks like? =p
People are gonna be watching the game not the skates. Eheh.
New lace.
Old lace.
Sarah’s at camp now. =(
I miss her.
Take care.
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