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Raya holidays have started!
And that leaves many people come to a halt from their schooling times.
Because there is nothing to do in school.
However, unlucky people are forced to go to school by their parents.
I am one of them.
So with the last day of school for some people, i brought my camera along.
Actually i didn’t mean to bring it.
I brought it by accident.
It was fated that i did.
And we took pictures in the class.
Wheeeeeee.
Firstly, we have Mr GOH TEIK LYE showing off his laughing face.
Pardon the blurriness.
I have shaky hands.
*SHAKESHAKESHAKE*
Secondly, we have errr… The 3 stooooooooges.
No.1 = Sujen. The man boy in black.
No.2 = Ming Xiang. The one who laughs weirdly. o.O?
No.3 = Phee Chien. He holds the WTTC title. WORLD TITTY TWISTING CHAMPION.
And, we have LAN CIAO LYE again.
Showing off his *IAMPOSINGQUICKTAKEAPICTUREOFME* face.
And then we have Khy Li.
The Tai Lou of the class.
The Horny-est, Dirty-est, Vulgar-est dewd in the class.
He looks busy studying away.
But he is actually drawing!!
Comic characters thought up with the intensity of his brain.
Again, The FAT MAN IN BLACK chooses to show his face.
Well, i chose for him anyways.
But he posed!
And this creating this… Err… Rather sleepy look.
Wheeeeeeeeeee!
Look at him trying to bury his face.
He was trying to act cute!
ROFL.
LOOK AT THAT TUMMMY!!!!!
And then, along comes Shang Quan.
Or should i say, SHAN QUIN.
Because he walks like a penguin, he has earned the right to be named as one.
Even our teacher, Cik Azfahani also said that.
“MANA BUDAK MACAM PENGUIN ITU?”
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL.
And then there is XIAN LOONG.
The class’s tennis player.
Also the school’s tennis player.
His chest is like one of those doooods from WWE.
Muscularish chests.
Its like breasts but only flattened.
And there is a shape to it.
I am not capable of elaborating his chests.
Hopfully we can get a picture of him HALF NAKED.
This is how Khy Li reads a book.
He claims sitting this way saved his life.
Enquire questions about the story from him.
This is how Teik Lye reads a book.
A-Z?
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
I just taught you the ABCs.
Phee Chien decided to act LALA.
PEACE!! =.=” Fcuk your friend la.
And during our cam session, Jonathan passed by.
And posed like an arse.
Hui Xian decided to show her face.
LL Cool Xian it seems.
RoFl.
Fei Yan and Vinitha.
Why is Fei Yan and Vinitha looking between Vinitha’s legs?
LESBIANS!!! =O
Look at the Vandalism in our school!
Tsk tsk tsk.
Oh well.
Works well as a back door.
Unfortunately we can’t close it / lock it.
And along came the GAYS.
Ming Xiang and Sujen were once straight.
Up till they had feelings for each other.
They decided…
Together : SCREW THE WORLD!!!
MX : ALL I NEED IS YOUR BLACK DICK!
SUJEN : ALL I NEED IS YOUR SMALL ASS.
And so they commenced their 1 on 1 action! =O
With their clothes on!!
They must think Malaysian school boys in uniform turn them on! =O
And Khy Li felt an itch between his legs.
*Scratch scratch scratch*
After school, i decided to take my camera out again.
Hello Jeck Shen!
Pose away.
And Sarah wanted a picture with Joanna!
And so i became their photographer.
Fei Xiang, Michael, and Jeck Shen were getting ready for a picture.
But i was rushing.
Sorry guys.
Bye!!!
And in the park, me and Sarah took pictures!
You know what they say, SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST!
And this is THE BEST!
=D
~Vincentwwj~
Today, i went for the full dress rehearsal for an International Something Something.
My club, Kelab Kembara will be going to dance a Sarawakian dance.With bamboo jumping which originates from Sarawak.
After the Sarawakians have gathered their harvest, they would dance in joy and blablabla to celebrate.
The jumping of bamboo is also included in their celebration.
Its actually a game for them i think.
Pardon my lack of knowledge in Sejarah and Geography.
I do not have much interest in these subjects.
Anyways, I am too lazy to type. So i’ll just post pictures.
The Squad
Alwin and Prakash
Guang Pin
Alwin
Mei Wan
Mei Wan and Ze Xiang 
Mei Wan and Prakash
Mei Wan
Sasi [ Not Acting Gay ]
Sasi [ Acting Gay ]
Alan
Alan
In The Bus
Afiqah
Group Finale Pose
Girls with Brian
[ He's off to be a pilot ]
[ Explains the crew cut ]
Purely men
Well maybe not one of them
And you all know what people say.
Save the best for last.
Acting Horny
ACTING
~Vincentwwj~
I ATE MOLDY FOOD!
Why? You ask me WHY????
I just felt like it. =/
DO YOU THINK I’M STUPID?????
Well, here’s how the story goes.
My stomach was rumbling like thunder.
I was hungry.
I just had lunch like 2 hours ago.
Oooh Oooh! There’s that weird food thing i saw a few days back!
Wait wait what the hell is this?
Oh okay. It’s just Flossy Pork Egg Rolls.
Sounds weird.
I then opened it up and looked inside.
This was how it was supposed to look like.
[ This was one of the not-yet-infected-by-mold food type things. ]
Only mine had a little yellow furry things.
Right.
So i thought, OOOHH!!! CHICKEN FLOSS!!!
I LOVE CHIKEN FLOSS!!!
Looks edible enough.
Where’s the seaweed???
They cheated mom’s money!!!
The wrapper is green!!!
THEY CALL THAT SEAWEED??!??!!?!?!?
Oh well.
*EATS*
BIG MISTAKE.
WHY DO I TASTE POTATOES?!?
IS THAT PORK???
IT TASTES LIKE SARDINE!!!!
IS THERE CHEESE INSIDE???
WHY DOES IT TASTE LIKE POTATO SALAD???
Oh well, it isn’t that nice nor that bad.
I was tired so i went to sleep.
Moments of ZZZZZ’s later….
I wake up.
I go down.
My sister is downstairs.
She asks me what is that.
I told her i’m not sure and it tastes kind of weird.
I ask her to try it.
She wants to try it.
My mom comes in.
Sis : Mom, what’s this?
Mom : OH! That’s Sardine Cupcakes.
[ =.=""""" ]
Mom : Looks like its moldy already.
This was how it looked like a little. Just ignore the black part.
Me : WHAT?!??!?!!?!?!? I ATE IT JUST NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Mom + Sis : *Insane-ish evil-ish laughter.*
I then brush my teeth 3 times.
I don’t want any to be stuck in my teeth now would i.
I am utterly disgusted.
I recieved some good news today.
In form of a friend and a book.
It was about my ambition.
Le Cordon Bleu.
That’s the cover.
In case any of you do not know, i am interested in culinary arts.
Related subjects are also hotel and restaurant management.
But it all starts off with Hospitality and Tourism.
Its a college flier of some sort, only…
In a form of a book.
I’m sure there’s a specific name for this.
But… I just don’t know it.
Ohhhhh, so that’s what it’s called.
Prospectus.
CEWL!!!!
That’s all for today.
~Vincentwwj~
In case any of you do not know how i look like, here’s a picture of me.
Yeah right the truth is i just want to post this self taken picture.LALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
Happiness + Joy – Wrath Of Devils = ?
I’ve been together with Sarah for half a year now. =]
6 Months!!!!!!
=]=]=]=]=]=]
And throughout these 6 months there have been ups and downs.
But the UPS always triumph over the downs.
After half a year of being together, she deserves something special doesn’t she?
And here’s what i got her.
Guess By Marciano
Who the heck is Marciano???
Its the Guess wallet she has wanted for a loooooooooong time.
And it was my honour and pleasure to buy it for her. =D
Well i wasn’t really sure if that was the one.
I forgot how it looked like.
So i had to call her friends if they knew. =]
Unfortunately, none of them new. =[
And so, i asked Joanna to dig information about the wallet. =P
The info she managed to get is :
-->Price.
-->Size.
-->Shape.
-->Colour.
It shouldn't be that hard considering i have almost all the information which helps.
But NoOOOooOooOoOOOooooOooOooOooooo....
They HAVE to make other white wallets.
Which are the same size.
Which are the same shape.
Which are the same price.
So, i just followed my instinct.
And also my memory.
Just jogged it a little and picked the one i recognized most.
After buying it I was kind of nervous.
But after thinking about it, I was pretty sure it was the right one.
And so, i stopped my worrying. =]
AND I WALKED AROUND THE REST OF THE NIGHT WITH THAT GUESS BAG IN MY HAND!
But it was worth it =DDD.
The smile on her face when she saw really made me happy. =]
But unfortunately, she will be going to camp in November. =[
And she has to suffer the wrath of the devils. =[
Sigh if only she didn't have to suffer like that. =[
Well, we lost last night's game. =[
And I stayed back to watch the Division 1 players play.
HOLYCRAPSHITS THEY ARE LIKE SO CEWL!
Skating like the wind, shooting the puck like it was shooting a bullet from a gun, body checking an opponent.
All of it was just so CEWL!!!
And then we saw the aggrivated part of the players.
They nearly fought. =O
Crazy Guai Lous.
And i went for skating class with the Best Player In Malaysia, Coach Gary today.
Which was fun, as usual.
Then i bought food.
My monster lunch. =]
Curry Laksa, Pretzels, Buns, Popiah, Lemonade, Cincau, Cold Water.
I was really hungry. =S
Besides, I am a growing boy!
And i need my nutrition!
Don’t we all love bread?
I love it with chicken floss!
Just chicken floss.
It is soooooooo *HEAVENLY*!
Well, this ends my post.~FunkyMonkee~
A night to remember.
Last night I went out with Wai Hong and Ren Hao.
Such a relaxing and stupendous night.
Never have i felt so relaxed.
Well i have.
But not in a long time.
Whoopeee!
We started the night with a few rounds at the pool table.
After that, we used our legs as our means of transportation to get to The Curve.
We looked around for a while.
Went to guess.
But I did not buy it yet.
I just looked around and looked at their selection.
Then, we went to have dinner at..
Yup! Manhattan Fish Market.
We ordered…
Err..
I seem to have forgotten the name of the dish.
But we ordered it under Strictly For Sharing.
Wai Hong exaggerated about it’s portion.
He said he had no problem sharing it with 4 people.
But there was only 3 of us and me and Ren were still hungry. =[
Then, I went to buy something. =]
Ehehehehe.
After that, we chilled at one of the restaurants there.
Winter Warmers. Real nice place.
We had a jug of Ice Lemon Tea.
Suggested by Wai Hong.
We then proceeded to our movie, TALLADEGA NIGHTS.
ROFLROFLROFL HAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
These were our reactions when we were watching that movie.
Wai Hong refers to that movie as “A Noob Movie”.
For noobs like us to watch it.
RoFL.
That show is hilarious.
I thought my balls fell off the chair when we were laughing.
Although the hilarious moments were entertaining, we were very irritated by a bunch of girls sitting behind us.
I thought they were Malay girls.
But they were actually Indian FAT girls.
HOLYCRAPSHITS DON’T LAUGH AT NOTHING YOU FAT ASSES!!!
I mean, they seriously were laughing at NOTHING.
When the movie started, they were laughing so loud!
And it hasn’t even started.
It was a blank screen.
Right after they showed, TALLADEGA NIGHTS.
They started laughing.
Everyone was staring at them.
And they laughed like they were being tickled.
But if someone were to tickle them, their fingers and maybe their whole hand might go missing due to all the fat covering it all up.
But it was hilarious no doubt.
Dance dance!!! RoFL.
In the movie, Ricky Bobby was advertising for a lot of companies.
Which was funny.
“My Race Wouldn’t Be The Same Without My Tasty Pork Rinds.”
RoFL.
And there was the Moto he lived by for his whole life.
“If you ain’t first, you’re last.”
RoFL.
It was something his father said when he was high.
And he lived by that his whole life.
And there was a french dewd always calling him, RICKY BOOOOOBY.
RoFL.
That dewd was acting as a gay driver in the movie.
And i mean gay as in homosexual.
And there was a part where 2 men kissed.
=O
But they cut that out thank goodness.
I would have coughed my lungs out, puked my ass out of my mouth, and shit my brains out.
GAYS ARE WRONG.
THEY SHOULD NOT BE LIVING ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!!
Lesbians however are a different case.
It was a really fun night.
Relaxing!
And lots of fun just chatting.
We should do this again guys.
I went back and had my phone call with Sarah. =]
I love her!!!! =]=]=]=]=]=]
Life can’t get any better than this. =D
Well, that’s all for now.
~Vincentwwj.~
My internet has been all screwy again. =/
Oh well.
I’m here back online and the first thing i’m going to do is blog!
>=]
Anyways, the haze is really getting to me.
=S
It is seriously decapicating my lungs.
*gasps for fresh air*
And its all thanks to those asses burning down forests all the way in Sumatera.
Thanks ASSES!
How can anyone seriously breathe with THAT?
It is so totally killing people.
It doesn’t look that bad from here.
So let me ZooooooooooooooooooM in.
=O HOLYCRAPSHITS! It looks more like the population of smokers rose up by 120234982147145178.
Its so much better on a normal day.
Although there are clear skies,
The smell is horrific.
Malaysia is terrible compared to other countries.
I simply love Europe.
I just looooove Guai Lou countries.
Everything is so much better.
Malaysia sucks.
I do not like Malaysia.
More Newspaper cuttings!!!
Anyways, I’ve joined Ice Hockey for like, nearly 3 months now.
What have i learnt?
I shall let the newspaper decide.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Friday, October 6th 2006, Metro Star, page 59.
>=]
Meahehehe!
And its all thanks to my trusty stick!
No not the one between my legs.
And no i did not sell my virginity off to the referee.
Anyways, exams are over.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I feel like…. celebrating.
And so, i shall now depart this computer of mine.
And get ready.
To go out with Wai Hong and Ren Hao.
And we shall be gay all night long
WHOOPEE!
~Vincentwwj~
So there I was minding my own business as usual.
When suddenly.
Ser Siang says:
Vincent. Accept it. I afk first.
[file transfer at somethingsomethingsomething per second.]
I was wondering what it was.
Ser Siang, Meng Leong, and me.
Young buddies and will always be buddies. =D
Check out my pants. =O
OMG I AM A NERD!
~Vincentwwj~
I just got out of the car.
There was a security guard tempting to punch a car’s window.
I thought he was playing with his pal.
He punched the window.
The guy came out and the started fighting.
THEY CAN’T FIGHT FOR SHIT!!!!
The security guard was trying to pull his shirt out.
The guy was just trying to…. I don’t really know what he was doing.
He was trying to spear him i think. =/
Anyways, his walkie talkie dropped out.
Taxi drivers seperated them.
The guy shouted… SAYA CUSTOMER SINI TAU!?!?!??!?!?!!
He picked up the walkie talkie.
The security guard started to run.
LARI LA LARI!!!!
Then he tried to chase him.
But was unable to.
He threw the walkie talkie on the floor and it broke into a million pieces.
More security guards came.
This was getting to the boring part.
So i went off to walk around.
Soon, i went to the rink.
Got my skates on.
And started skating as Coach Gary instructed me to.
Practiced stopping a little.
And some other drills.
All of a sudden 2 girls come up to me.
Girl one.
Girl two.
Me.
My thoughts + narrator.
Hihi! ^.^
-.-” Err… Hello.
Speaks in mandarin.
You can teach my friend to skate ma?
She so cute, teach her la.
*-.-” ………*
[At this point i'm like... WTF??]
I don’t know how to teach.
I’m a student here myself.
Haiarrrrrr. You so “geng”, teach her larr..
Okay arrr, you teach her arr bye bye!!!
*-.-” Lame idiot.*
Just when i was about to skate off,
What’s your name?
Vincent.
Ohhhh.
…….
How come you never ask me what’s my name?
Okay then what is your name?
[she told me her name but i forgot it.]
Oh okay.
I already have a girlfriend.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
Bye.
I skate off.
Later she comes and asks me,
Can you take me go one round around the rink?
*-.-” WTF?????? What part of… I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND didn’t you understand??*
Err, i have to see. My coach is coming later.
Ohhh okay.
Bye.
Byebye! ^.^
-.-” Get lost.
I message Coach Gary.
GARY!!! GET HERE FAST! A GIRL IS TRYING TO HIT ON ME!!!!
What the…… Okay. Bloody traffic! Tell her i’m on my way.
-.-” You want her Gary? She’s all yours man. You can have her.
Holy crap they opened the rink after resurfacing it!
And so i hid behind the door.
When Gary got there I was so happy.
He was looking for me.
But i saw him through the crack in the door.
And so i came out.
OHHH YOU LIE TO ME LAAA.
WTF??? NOOOOO.
Say got girl trying to hit on you all laaaa.
I come here don’t have la. Smart arr you. Get me to come faster.
WTF!!! Really larr LoRl.
Then where’s the girl?
Wait arrr…
NAH THERE!!! THE ONE IN MICKEY MOUSE SHIRT.
Ohhh. Lucky she’s ugly. If pretty one i kill you adi.
LMAO.
Nahh… I already have a girlfriend.
So what girl also i won’t la.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so young got girlfriend adi larr.
LoRl. Yes. Haha.
Lucky you came here. If not i die la.
Haha. Not bad ahh got girl come and hit on you.
I must teach you how to hit on girls too.
Noooooooooo I don’t need that. The girl is hitting on me!!!! Not the other way around!
Ohhh. Then i teach you how to layan them la.
Don’t worry charge little bit extra only.
-.-” Fuck you Gary. Hahaha. No need la. I already have the one i want. =D The one i always will want. =D
We’ve been together for 6 months btw. =D=D=D=D
Skate around and fall multiple times.
We were practicing balance and backwards skating.
Holy crap i suck at backwards skating.
We were learning to pivot too.
How to change directions in a quick moment.
Hopefully, one day i can catch Gary in action with a camera.
He’s a crazy skater! T.T
Anyways. That’s the end of my post.
~Vincent~
The league started 3 weeks ago.
Meaning i played 3 games already.
And out of 3 games we won 2.
And i made us win one of those games. =D
My first game i ever played i scored a goal!
And that was the only goal in the whole game!
The second game we got trampled on.
They moved a lot of division 2 players(more pro) into our game.
HOLY CRAP DEFENSE SUCKED.
Their offense was too powerful.
And hence…
I think we lost 4-0. I’m not sure.
Anyways.. 3rd game!
We were down 2-0 in the first half.
Nearly all hope was lost.
They had 4 division 2 players.
We had only one.
But he was fast and good.
Shooting however..
Not that good.
Anyways…
There we were.. Losing.
Suddenly, when the second line went in, they scored!!!
HOLY CRAPSHITZPOOPZ! THEY ACTUALLY SCORED!!!
So anyway, the score was 2-1.
Line 1 was up.
All 5 of us went in.
Patrick(the division2 player) got a breakaway with the puck.
He skated up the ice with the puck controlled with his stick.
He shot right at the goal and he scored!
We were now tied.
After playing our hearts out, there was a final chance to win.
Patrick skated all the way up to the other side of the ice.
He tried to shoot.
Denied.
He took the puck around the net and passed it.
“AURI” [I think its spelled this way] had the puck right in front of him.
“SHOOT AURI!!!!!!” I shouted.
The puck was too close to him and he missed trying to shoot. T.T
The puck was coming to me now.
HOLY CRAP!!!! There are like 4 people standing in front of the goal!
I can’t see shit!
After a brief moment in slow motion, I saw a small opening.
I aimed the puck there.
SHHHHHOOOOOPPPPPKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
GOAL!!!
HOLY CRAPSHITZPOOPZ!!!!!!
WE WERE WINNING AGAINST THE DIVISION 2 PLAYERS!!!
The score was now 3-2.
Our objective was no longer to score.
But to stop them from scoring.
We had a tough time checking the puck away from them.
Chasing them and marking them was hard.
We ended the game 3-2 with all our checking and delaying time.
Our great goalie named, Vincent [Another guy named vincent not me] too played well during our game.
He made lots of super great saves!
I’m looking forward to our next game.
Hopefully there will be someone to take pictures.
But i doubt it.
~Vincent~
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