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I am here now to blog about my house.
I now introduce you… MISTY!!
Comes in a set.
–>Love.
–>Dog crap.
–>A whole bunch of noise.
–>Cuteness all in a bucket.
And then we have RAMBO!
My “Guard Dog” supposedly.
He comes with….
–>A bunch of upset flowerbeds.
–>Dog crap.
–>Drool.
–>Blue blacks on your body.
–>Knocks you off your feet.
–>Ransacks the house.
–>He does not bite.
–>Instead he always nudges his head to your hand.
–>That baby.
One blows. One licks. Who sucks?
Here is…..
The Triple Triwater.
Next up…
3 views of my Ground Floor Garden!
Where a billion of misquitoes live.
Get bitten much?
Yes!
And….
The Food House!
GREAT PLACE FOR RADING!
Stores food enough for 1284750123 armies of ants.
Where i can prepare…
The Perfect Meal.
Taco shells, a cookbook for display, and Ribena for drinking! YUM!
And after it comes out…..
Beautifully executed!
I just LOOOOVE tacos!!!
And i owe it all to her!
My maid =D
Thanks Kakak!!
You’re the best!
Then there’s the isolation table.
Also known as The Table Of Doom.
Where i get to isolate myself from the real world to study.
=O UNBELIEVABLE!
And then….
There’s the Sacred Room.
I’m safe!!!
YAY!!!
SANCTUARY!!! *Rings bells of Notre Dam*
Where there are multiple feng shui things.
I do not believe in Feng Shui mind you.
My mom is a strong believer though. =/
Anyways…
My Room!
Here’s the entrance to my room.
And my walk-in-wardrobe by the side.
Any my beautiful computer which i use to go online.
And guess what pic i’m using for my desktop?
=D
Her pictures! Yay!!
And there is also…
My comic book collections.
The Only Books I Read.
Ooooh! Oooh!
And here’re the facilities my parents use the most!
The Cinema.
And The Jacuzzi.
I wish i had a Jacuzzi in my bathroom too. =[
Well.. That’s my house for you.
Part of it anyways.
~Vincentwwj~
I never really realised the signifigance of a newspaper.
How important it really is.
It brings you news from all around the world.
At the cost of Rm1.20 per day.
Heck that’ll cost 12 photostated papers here in PJ.
Instead with that money they give you more than 12 measly pages.
Anyways, there was a few articles that opened my eyes.
Unsafe sex.
People were dumping babies like it was a used condom.
I mean, they have sex blablabla and out comes the baby.
And then they’re like…
Oh i’m sorry i can’t be responsible.
Bye now lil baby.
Maybe they used condom’s at the beginning.
Maybe after that they want to try without the condoms.
Who knows.
Anyways, they’re just dumping babies aside and that’s just sickening.
Its human life.
And you’re just putting it into a basket wrapped with cloth and leave it anywhere they want to.
Here’s what happens when you have sex at an early age.
Her father married her off at 13.
Became a mother at 14.
She concieved her second child 2 months later after he birth.
Now she’s 22, mother of 7 children.
That’s almost a year a baby.
After recuperating from her birth, the husband decides to go back home and do it again.
Is he plain stupid or is he just an idiot?
Both.
Anyways, she worries everyday if her husband will come home to give her money to buy rice.
She depends on donors to provide her with money for food.
Her husband beats her, abuses her, and has even tried killing her by drowning her in the kitchen sink.
She leads a very sad life.
But she has accepted her life as it is.
And she wants her children to be educated.
SO THOSE OF YOU OUT THERE WHO DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT STUDIES, maybe you ought to trade places with her children.
Anyways, I often thought where my ancestors came from.
How it was like way back then.
We can’t really get pictures of how it was then.
But we still do have some historical buildings.
Being chinese, obviously my ancestors would have come from China.
This is some legandary place in China.
It has a story behind it.
But i don’t know what it is.
And i call myself a chinese. =S
I’m getting lazy to type.
So i’ll keep it brief now.
This always appears in Kung Fu movies.
They would fight on top of the pagoda.
With all the flying and sparks from their swords.
But that’s in movies.
This is reality.
It was built without a single nail in it.
Great archiecture.
The Spermy Clock
And here’s a piece of artwork in Singapore.
The artist named it, Profile Of Time.
Personally, I would name it The Spermy Clock.
It looks like sperm on a tree.
With the hands of a clock on it.
~Post Ended~
[Vincent*]
This month, i have noticed a fair amount of birthdays.
*Daniel.
*Ee Ling.
*Coach Gary.
*Joshua.
*Ming Hee.
*Paul.
*Sheena.
*Wei Hoong.
*Zong Ken.
That’s about all I know. So far.
But do we ask why so many people’s birthdays are in this month?
Early of the month even?
NEW YEAR’S CELEBRATION.
After partying hard and tons of alcohol, parents do what any normal human being would do.
Have Sex.
And 9 months later in the month of September.
Ta-da! You are born.
So….. Thank New Year’s for the well being… Of… Well.. Yourself.
Maybe the alcohol speeded up the swimming of your sperm cell.
Just a short post.
Action of the day : I nearly fell face first into the toilet bowl.
I’ve always wanted to go to Fraser’s again.
The cool air, the peace, the serenity.
Great place to run to if you want to get away from the hustle and bustle of the city.
So I’ve been told.
The only thing that sucks about that place is there isn’t much to do.
Things are too quiet there.
But the weather’s real nice. =D
There’re beautiful flowers there. If you’re a flower person.
You don’t see “dicky” flowers in KL do you?
Doesn’t what the flower on the right look like?
And doesn’t the hole in the flower on the left look like something should be inserted inside?
That’s my point of view. I’m not a flowery person.
However, the birds there are outtasite.
I mean look at this bluish, yellowish, greyish, purpulish bird with the spiky hair.
I think some guy copied the same hairstyle and now its one of the most popular hairstyles around.
Not that much of a difference.
And to think, it all came from birds.
Freaking birds!
They’re so dumb as to fly into an air plane’s engine but we still follow their hairstyles!
Not to mention the size of their brain.
Here we have the birdy and the butterfly.
Nature’s peaceful animals.
Notice the elegant butterfly that flies around as though it was floating.
The birdy aint so graceful though. Its just a colourful bird.
That excretes its waste onto your windscreen and when it touches the wiper, the excretory product is smudged across your windscreen disabling your abilty to cast your peepers on the road.This will then lead to a bloodbathing death when your car flies off a cliff and you break 3543478 bones on impact. Your blood squirts all over the car and you are left there to die.
I like to get creative don’t mind me. ^.^”
Anyways there are lotsa great places to stay in Fraser’s.
The cool breeze ignores the need of air conditioning. The cottages here are so nice its perfect for a getaway from the busy city. =]
Its good for a getaway for 2 too.
IF you know what i mean.
2 people alone in the middle of the night. Darkness fills the room. Slow carresses along the body. Cuddling in bed. Slowly undress each other and then have *coughsexcough* fall asleep in each other’s arms.
And if you’re seeking entertainment, why not visit the local golf course?
You get to swing at balls all day long!
Swing and hit the ball, swing and hit the ball. Walk walk walk. And swing and hit. Don’t know where the fun comes in.
OR you could visit the waterfalls. The great cold water rushing through those rocks and falling into a small pond that leads to a baby stream of water.
Its clean enough to drink!
Put some canned drinks in the water. And leave it there for some time. You’ll have cold drinks and don’t need to pay for refrigerating it!
Unless..
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This happens.
People wear their sweaty, muddy, dirty clothes and just jump into the water.
So remember.
Always get a nice secluded spot! =P AWAY from others except your group. That’s the way to have a good time. =P
Well that’s all on this post.
Till next time,
~Vincent~
Quote of the day : Paul Mc Value Meal!
Its the new series hitting our TV sets with a big BANG!
That’s right!
Prison Break!
Voted “Best Television Series Ever Produced”!!!!!!
The story revolves around life in prison as Michael Scofield,a contractor intends to rescue his brother Lincoln Burrows in prison that he helped build from facing death by the electric chair. Watch how politicians toy around with lives to be on top. Season 1 just came out on 8tv! Stick around for season 2!
[ Story line is fictional and does not represent anyone in any way. ]
My favourite characters in the series!
Top left : Scofield is a strategic planner and always keeps his cool. He loves his brother very much.
Top Right : Sucre is a good-hearted convict who just wants the best for his girlfriend.
Bottom left : Charles Westmoreland is an old man who has seen the light of life and is trusted by the guards. He has turned over a new leaf.
Bottom right : Lincoln is a tough family man who loves his son very much. He has been framed for killing the Vice President’s brother and will be facing the electric chair soon.
The characters that have no effect on me.
Top Left : Veronica still has feelings for Lincoln Burrows as she is his ex-girlfriend. She is a real estate attorney who doesn’t know the ropes of being a defendant’s attorney but still tries anyway.
Top Right : Pope is the warden who runs Fox River Prison. He is a compassionate man who loves his wife very much and cares for his convicts. He enjoy’s Michael’s company and seeks justice constantly.
Bottom Left : Nick is an attorney that is helping Veronica in her quest to prove Lincoln Burrow’s innocence.
Bottom Right : Sara has feelings for Michael Scofield and assisted in the breakout of Michael Scofield’s group. She is a doctor working in the Fox River State Prison who used to be a drug addict.
Disliked characters.
Top left : Captain Bellick is the head of the guards in the prison. He is a man who is tempted by money and dislikes Scofield.
Top right : T-Bag is a convict who is gay. He enjoys sodomizing boys and new young inmates. He is a thorn in everyone’s ass. His company is not enjoyed by anyone.
Bottom Left : Kellerman is an agent working for the secret service. He shows no mercy for anyone. His no.1 priority is himself. He will try to complete his given task at all costs.
Bottom right : Tweener is a new inmate in Fox River. He is influenced by african americans. This is why he is disliked by most inmates. To them, he does not know the colour of his skin.
Crazy characters.
Top left : Abruzzi is an inmate seeking revenge upon the witness that provided hard evidence on his case. He wants to be free and will do anything to get his “free get out of jail card“.
Top Right : C-note is a family man who used to be in the army. He is a man of passion and loves his family very much. He is driven by that passion to get out of jail.
Bottom Left : Haywire is a psychotic convict in Fox River. He is surprisingly intelligent despite his mental-illness.
Bottom Right : L.J is Lincoln’s son who loves his father very much. He is a confused teenager and afraid of the current events of his life. All his relatives are either dead or in prison.
That’s Prison Break for you.
Posting again,
~Vincent~
Well i guess its time to blog again.
I haven’t been updating.
Rather… Bored.
Anyways, I’m flashing back to rugby time.
Our only,first and final real game.
Not some sissy ass “touch rugby”.
Real rugby where you can drag people to the floor and start beating them senseless until they can’t recognise themselves in the mirror due to the huge red lumps and blue blacks all over.
Anyways, basic rules :
*Ball must be passed to a player behind. [ everyone keeps behind the ball.]
*If ball is thrown forward to a player in the opposite team which catches it, it is considered offside.
*If player is on the ground, player cannot hide the ball under belly. [ foul ]
*If player is tackled, player must not retaliate. [ foul ]
*If player is drinking, he must be tackled.
*If player is minding his own business, he must be tackled.
*If player is ugly, he must be tackled.
*If player is horny, STAY AWAY.
*If player is naked, he must be tackled by whole team.
*If player is humping the ball, stop the game and watch what happens.
It just got so boring halfway i decided to spice it up.
Anyways here’s some guy getting tackled.
That’s what they want you to think.
He’s actually giving him a quick blowjob.
You can see the pleasure on his face.
Look at that dude rushing in so he can get some action too!
Sick men.
-Hairy
-Big
-Gay
*Post concluded.*
Quote of the day : [none]
~Vincent~
Started the day with Tennis with the guys in the morning.
As for my power drink for today, i chose Honeydew.
Did not sleep much last night as my mind kept feeding itself thoughts.
So anyways,
There. Honeydew juice.
Made from,
A honeydew.
I’m a genius to figure that out.
Anyways, after tennis, we visited my old house.
My old house is just a few doors away from the court.
And man was it trashed.
Some ghost house.
Enter and die.
Well i did enter.
And look how dirty it is outside.
Just some of the trash left behind when we were moving.
And this brought back many childhood memories.
My old bike.
Foldable. Yes. A foldable bike.
But now it’ll fold right into a garbage bin.
Got a picture of the inside.
From the sliding door.
And also my garden.
Which is, as you can see, utterly messy.
And here’s the mango tree i planted.
Well, the mango anyways.
I think someone has been stealing my mangoes.
As there were 4 left when i picked them.
And then, i climbed out.
And they took a video.
One word. Lol.
And then we had breakfast and TL’s mom fetched me home.
His mom brought his little bro along.
*I know i’m cute quit staring*
*Is this my good side?*
*I look like Brad Pitt? No. I’m cuter.*
And then, I took a video.
Like, Ngahh!!
BIAHH!!
AIEEE!!
*Baby talk*
And my dog is really motivated by food.
Training session!!!
Woof woof.
Went to work after that.
Felt lonely without her.
When will i see you again?
I miss you.
Well my grandpa passed away at 6/9/2006.
It was sad to see him go.
Well not sad because I was close to him and everything.
It was the opposite.
We were not what you would call “best buddies”.
We didn’t really have an actual conversation in my entire 16 years of living.
He speaks Hokkien and i can’t speak hokkien for shit.
Even when he speaks hokkien i can’t understand what he says.
He doesn’t really speak much.
And he’s gone now.
I’m kinda sad cause i didn’t get to know him.
I mean, he was part of my family.
And… He’s gone.
And i hardly knew him. =/
Anyways, its time to go…
I think.
Post concluded.
Quote of the day : (None)
~FunkyMonkee~
Well I haven’t been blogging much really.
I’m just so bored.
And there’s simply nothing to blog about.
UNTIL….
A METEORITE HIT PLANET EARTH AND 1,000,000.2995 people died!
More crap. [ brought to you by CRAP FM ]
And the dude from crocodile hunter died.
=[ Hoo boo.
No more crocs.
I always liked his show.
Why'd he have to play with that sting ray. =[
He's The Crocodile Hunter.
Not... The Stingray Hunter.
So anyways here I am blogging again.
Why?
CAUSE I FREAKING GOT KISSED BY A MALE.
ZOMFGWTFBBQLASERGUNPEWPEWPEWMAGNUMRIFLEBANGBANGBANGWATERGUNSQUIRTSQUIRTSQUIRTTASERTOWERZANGZANGZANG.
So anyways,
Yeah i got kissed by a guy!!!!!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
ARGHHH...
Anyways it was KHY LI who did it.
YES.
The guy who punched 3 teeth out of someones mouth while they were still in tact with his skull.
The guy who camwhores.
The guy who camwhores with his fly open.
The guy who leaves his d!ck hanging there while he's camwhoring.
YES.
THAT KHY LI.
I was just sitting in class all bored, blurred, and bored.
All of a sudden, Khy Li came to me.
*Pulls my face towards his*
SMOOOCH.
I am kissed.
*Wipes saliva and lips*
Yes. It was on my lips.
I have never felt so taken advantage from EVER!!!
You can take my money.
You can take my house.
You can take my computer for all i care.
2 things you can't take from me.
My free will in kissing or anything else that would relate to doing something utterly disgusting.
And Sarah. =]
ANYWAYS,
IT WAS FREAKING SICK.
IT WAS EVEN SICKER THAN THIS.
How could he/she miss?
I will never know.
AND EVEN SICKER THAN THIS.
TRUST ME.
IT WAS SICK.
In case you’re wondering, their making the guy drink urine+shit and making him eat shit.
That’s sick.
And today, Ming Xiang threw a lighted match at Sujen.
Instantly, Sujen provided the quote of the day.
YOU BORN FOR FUCKS AR????
Ololololololol.
Ah-hahahaha.
This concludes my post.
Quote of the day : Born for fucks.
~FunkyMonkee~
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