You are currently browsing the monthly archive for August 2006.
Woke up in the morning.
Groggy as ever.
Something about today just makes everyone sleepy.
In Moral everyone couldn’t stay awake.
Then came Accounts.
Our time to talk. [ The guys ]
We kept talking about crap.
Like we made a big deal about “God save the queen” taken from England’s national anthem.
It all started like this.
Sujen
Phee Chien
Me
God save the queen.
God should save us la not the queen.
KARUNA teaches us.
We need His help.
Hmmm. You know, God can’t really SAVE anyone.
I mean, if He’s the one who’s going to determine when you die and all, how’s he supposed to save you? If he saves you, mind as well he saves everyone.
Imagine what it would be like if everyone could live forever.
We wouldn’t be here.
Reproducing could be against the law.
If no one died, world war 1 would still be under way.
LoL! Imagine world war commencing and we’re walking through the streets buying groceries.
SHOOT ME! Its not like I’ll die!
BUT, limbs would be flying everywhere and all.
Yeah imagine walking halfway and a bullet flies through your d*ck.
And it drops! =O
Yeah. That’s true.
And imagine having to live with that for…. FOREVER.
I would rather die than to live with that forever.
Yeah me too. LoL!
Another thing is we’d all starve.
But the thing is, if we can’t die, what difference would it make if we starve?
Yeah. You’re right.
Lol we should have our own radio station.
Haha. Yeah. Like CRAP FM.
LoL! We could be like Roodey and JJ.
Haha. Yeah.
Morning Crew, Late afternoon show, Etc. all on CRAP FM!
*All of us imitates the community reach by hitz.fm*
Last week, I was over at Roodey’s playing video games.
Yeah cause JJ doesn’t have a video console.
Yeah. Anyways, FLASHBACK.
*OEOEOEOEOBOEODYEOBOEYDOYBOEYODO*
WAH! SUPER FAST SPEED DEMON 360 VERY COOL LAH ROODEY!
OH NO! OH NO! OH NO!
LOSE CONTROL!
KABADA BA BOOM!
AHHH PATAH KAKI!
AHHH KEPALA MELETUP!
Don’t worry JJ!
RESTART!
Ah, that’s good.
But go easy on the roads.
Cause there are no restarts in real life.
HITZ.FM COMMUNITY REACH!
Well what do you think?
Not bad?
Maybe we should quit school and get serious with CRAP FM.
…..
…..
…..
…..
…..
…..
…..
…..
Nah…..
We’ll just stick to our normal crap every morning.
One day, we’ll make our own community reach.
For now, we’ll stick to our…..
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE COULDN’T DIE.
You know, wouldn’t heaven and hell be overpopulated by now?
With everyone dying since….. God knows when.
Something to think about.
Besides this question…
What do you call an Indian Man who drives a plane?
Find out the answer in my next post!
Or…… Try to guess and type your answer in my cbox.
Till then, Ciao!
Quote of the day : God save the queen.
~FunkyMonkee~
Back to school again.
Such a drag.
Only good part is, i get to see Sarah again. =D
And not to forget buddies. =]
So anyway we were discussing about the “Hari Kokurikulum”.
That was when Sujen asked Khy Li……
Sujen
Khy li
Eh you coming for the hari koko?
Ya. If not stay at home do what?
Game lar.
Fu*k you. Game lan mer?
(excuse the vulgarity)
*5 mins later*
Who’s not coming for Hari koko?
Not me.
I know la not you. You’ll be coming for the fun of coming.
Coming for the fun of coming.
OR
Cuming for the fun of cuming.
Well, the second one is true.
For the first……………………….
Not really.
Anyways that’s about what had happened. =]
Other crappy stuff happened but i’m just too lazy to type it out.
Gotta go for tuition now.
Quote of the day : Come for the fun of coming / Cum for the fun of cuming.
You decide.
~FunkyMonkee~
Sunday.
The day of all days.
The end of our holidays.
It was fun while it lasted.
That one week.
Exactly what i needed to take pressure of everything.
Can you imagine how much pressure builds up while having fun?
Having fun everyday in school and at home can be so stressful.
I mean having fun in school and having to go home and have more fun is so… *ughhh*
Riiight.
But it was kinda fun to play the whole day. =D
And i got to go out.
With her.
And friends.
Anyways i spent my last day relaxing.
Went for an afternoon swim at my club, Saujana.
I was a crazy nut swimming at 1 in the afternoon but its the only time i got.
=)
Kinda burnt.
JUST A LITTLE.
Anyways there i was swimming,
WHEN SUDDENLY,
THE WATER LEVEL STARTED GETTING LOWER AND LOWER!!!
So I’m like….
WTH?!?!?!?!?!?
Why is this happening now?
As i was trying to swim to the side of the pool,
There was a current pulling me back to the middle!!
I’M SO FREAKING SCREWED!!!!!
*Got ya there didn’t I?*
I’m just so bored so i added a lil spice to my story.
The truth was i just swam around and went back home.
Had a nap and played computer.
Then i went for dinner.
At……
Yup! Italiannies!
Where i had…..
Spaghetti and Meatballs.
Can’t they think of a better name then that? Italiannies food are good for sharing.
Thier portions are really BIG.
I mean REALLY big.
Their meatballs were the size of tennis balls.
I’M SERIOUS.
ITS THAT BIG.
Can you see it now?
A meatball the size of a tennis ball!!! O.O”
Here’s the main entrance of Italiannies at OU.
I wasn’t the fool using a camera taking a picture of a bloody entrance if you were wondering.
I got that pic of the net! =p
Can you imagine some one standing there with a camera taking a picture of an entrance?
Holy crap what a freak!
Unless you’re with friends.
That makes it fun!!
=D
And here’s the bread they serve before you eat.
Its on the house!!!!
*That’s what they want you to think.*
Where do you think the 5% and 10% comes from?
Yup!
Your bread.
Big cheaters!
Let’s not forget another shop in OU!
Yups! Ashworth.
My mom’s shop!
=D
Where i spent my last end term holidays.
Discount anyone?
So, anyone feeling like buying expensive clothes for your parents,
Visit ASHWORTH®.
50% OFF!
That makes the cheapest shirt, RM129 even cheaper!
BEFORE = RM129
AFTER = RM 64.50
Good clothes.
Seriously.
GOOD CLOTHES.
You know…. i should probably be paid for advertising these 2 outlets. >=]
Well its been a long day.
Well, all days have the same length if you measure it by length.
But it felt like a long day.
Well, it didn’t really but….
Erm….
Bah who gives a shit.
This concludes my post.
Quote of the day : Meatballs the size of tennis balls.
Till next time,
~FunkyMonkee~
Well here i am posting.. Again.
A real funny thing happened today.
Well there I was off to my skating lesson.
And i was broke.
Only RM2 in my wallet.
And i had to pay to get into the rink.
So i asked dad for cash.
And guess what?
He forgot to bring his wallet.
Wheeeeee!
Next alternative.
Use the secret stash of small dollar notes.
Whooooopeee!
EMPTY!
Next and final alternative.
The “coincup“.
My dad’s car doesn’t have those coin boxes.
I don’t know why they just never put it in.
How smart of them.
So anyways…
Back to the “coincup“.
Lucky for me, Dad had lots of 50cent coins.
And with the help of 20 cent coins,
As well as 10 cents,
I managed to come up with a sum of RM17.40.
Whooooopeeeee!!
I get to go in with an extra 40 cents!
After paying RM17 in coins plus my 2 RM1’s,
I went in.
Got my skates on.
All of a sudden.
It came to me.
*Where the hell am i going to put my bag?*
Oh crap.
So i just thought i’d leave my bag under the table where no one looks.
But the thing was……
My Mp3 was in the bag.
Oh well, let fate decide the outcome of my Mp3.
And all went well.
No one touched my stuff.
And bla bla bla nothing else happened.
When i was waiting for Dad to come at starbucks,
There was this dude singing.
He was promoting Digi~Always the better choice.
Anyways, he was singing a song about sex.
O.O”
There are like kids running around and he’s singing about sex.
Well….. I think his chorus is like this.
SEXellent…..
Exellent…..
SEXellent…..
Exellent…..
SEXellent…..
Exellent…..
SEXellent…..
Exellent…..
Yeah. i think he was on crack or something.
And then i went back home.
Played Dota for a while and got ready for dinner.
Wei Guan’s parents had invited my family to go for dinner.
We went to the Bukit Kiara club to eat.
The parents were doing most of the talking.
The children just sit and watch and listen in.
After dinner went back and talked to Sarah for a while.
I miss her.
Sigh. =(
And this concludes my post.
Quote of the day : SEXELLENT, EXCELLENT.
~FunkyMonkee~
Right!
Last Wednesday i went to Pyramid.
Who with?
Sarah, Jessica, Kye Ling, Su Lyn, Jit Yang and Me!
And i brought my skates so i could be comfortable.
(Not to show off, Sarah) =p
Well, all the skates at pyramid have never been washed so…
Its kind of disgusting for people to use them. =/
Oh well. Lucky me i guess! =p
Well that was really a fun day.
After long last got to spend lots of time with Sarah. =D
I spent RM70 that day.
But it was all worth it.
I had so much fun i didn’t realise the pain it caused my wallet till i reached home.
But RM70 for a great time is totally worth it!!
RM10 = McDonalds.
RM20 = Ice Skating.
RM40 = Manhattan Fish Market.
Yups!
We ate at Manhattan Fish Market.
Great food!
I got the Flaming Platter for one.
YUM!!!!
They melt the cheese on top of your prawns right in front of you!
Its such a eye catcher.
I mean… Imagine yourself at another table.
ALL OF A SUDDEN!!!!
FIRE BURSTS OUT FROM A CYLINDER OF GAS!!!!
THE CHEESE STARTS MELTING!!!
*Everyone stares*
Isn’t that so attracting?
Well, it could be called attention seeking but who gives a shit?
Its still cooooooooool.
So anyways after lunch we walked around a lil and went back.
Sarah and Jessica went into THE BODY SHOP and wanted to get free perfume.
BUT, the shop had those “squirt perfume on the label and smell” thingy.
Oh well.
Plan failed.
Anyways that day was really fun.
Despite all the LALA(s).
Jit Yang has this theory that they crawl out of their shells when they come out to haunt society.
He named Pyramid “LaLaCentral”.
Well it is kinda true though.
Sunway Pyramid = LLC
OH CRAP!
I’m late!
Gotta go for my skating lessons now.
Ciao!
Have fun reading readers.
~FunkyMonkee~
Yup yup! That’s right!
5 months now and gazillions, chichillions more to come. =D
And here’s what i got!!!
A gurdian angel. =D
Yay!
Just look at that angel!!
Its cute.
=)
Unlike her.
She’s pretty and adorable instead of ugly but adorable.
Cute = Ugly but Adorable.
=D
She misses me!!!
And I miss her too! =(
Being the holidays that it is makes it unable for me to see her. =(
Pictures will have to do i guess.
For now.
=(
Boo.
And this was inside!
AWWWWWWWWWW!
Its a heart!
=) I love Sarah!!
Close up now.
BEAUTIFUL!!!
And another.
With her name on one side.
And my name on the other!
I love Sarah. =)
Being happy and all,
I started to get creative!
Oops! Forgot the glass heart!
That’s when i realised…..
Wow!!!
Its extra beautiful under the light!
And under brighter light!!
Breathtaking.
For our first month anniversary i got a jar with marbles and glow in the dark stars inside.
And so i put them in.
And it looks like this!
Beautiful!!
Now if only i could make a mini fountain there.
Please excuse the light difference on one of the hearts.
I am not a very good cut and paste artist.
At first the jar was like this.
And now its like this.
Oh well.
I’m finding some gel to put inside it and some glow in the dark things. =D
And here’s everything that i’ve received from her.
Aww. =)
I love her. =D
Closer view without the puzzle.
=) Wheeeeeee!
Oops! I seem to have missed out one thing that she has given me.
Its a music box!
Did i mention that every one of my gifts from here were made by herself?
With her own two hands!
And lots of love from her. =)
Yup! And that’s the end of my post. =)
Thanks for reading and have nice day.
~FunkyMonkee~
So you think you’ve seen the best blog or HAVE the best blog?
You’re wrong.
This blog will leave you speechless and amazed.
http://www.kennysia.com/
This blog proves a blog skin isn’t needed to attract readers.
Just a plain one. Interesting and a little humour.
Loads of pictures.
Not of himself but of the world around us.
His website even came out in a women’s magazine.
Anyone interested in reading good blogs?
Read his!
100% satisfaction guaranteed.
While i’m on the topic, I guess i’ll blog about BLOGS.
This application of some sort has enabled us homosapiens (not homosexuals) to record our life in a form of a website.
Some people just have a knack for it, some don’t.
Some people are talented in computers, some aren’t.
Some people can add songs, pictures of themselves, some coolblogthings, some can’t.
But what is the purpose of a blog?
To add stunningly ravishing things or to tell stories of your life/whateveritisyouwanttotalkabout?
Some people add billions of pictures and music and coolblogthings and post lotsa u-tube videos but they can’t blog for shit.
Posts without pictures are boring.
And so, I shall post pictures of irrelevency.
Cactus with a D*ck?
And that’s right.
No getting kinky in toilets.
Its sick.
Asshole repelent anyone?
Dick and Fanny.
Kids books that never made it.
Sad.
Here’s a story.
Read it.
Be disgusted/be amazed/be humoured/be thankful.
And finally….
Yup.
PMS GIRL!!!
Out chasing bad guys whenever her blood flows!!!
No offense to females out there.
I have no problems with this issue. =)
And well… THat concludes my post for today.
Ciao!!
RepoSting,
~FunkyMonkee~
LIKE O.M.G!!!
I’M FINALLY BLOGGING!…… again.
My modem has been out for some time.
But not anymore.
Hah!!!
I laugh at you while I emerge triumphant you stupid bolt of lightning that burned my modem.
Well, i can’t really summarize up what happened when.
But……. I just feel like blogging.
I think i’ll find a topic to blog about.
It better be soon or…… I’d… get bored.
Reporting,
~FunkyMonkee~
My modem has been burnt.
Thanks to the raging thunder and lightning.
And so… I shall not be able to blog.
Ciao!
Recent Comments