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I arise from my bed.
Today is Leo’s installation!
And SARAH is dancing!
Wheeeeee!
Should i go?
She’s dancing.
But she’s nervous when she dances in front of me.
I know! I’ll hide from her until after she finishes dancing!
I was not so hidden.
When i reached school, Dwayne shouted, “VINCENT!!!”
Right. How am i supposed to hide now? =.=”
Oh well. Just go in and keep a low profile.
Did… Not… Work…
I think she saw me before the dance.
=/ Mission failed.
Oh well.
I was dazzled by her beauty on that day.
Wow! =D
Gaze upon the beauty of a princess.
Was exactly what i was doing.
I mean, how am i supposed to resist her?
With or without her beauty?
I’m just so in love with her! =D
Soon there were other performances.
Singing.
Jit Yang and Joshua sang.
As well as Wai Hong. With his guitar.
But on that day, the best singer was indeed without doubt Eddie/Eddy.
Despite his young age (13) , he wasn’t embarassed/scared to come out and perform.
He took the crowd to a high level of amusement.
The audience was left speechless when they heard that great a voice.
He was rained on with applause and cheers along with flowers.
It was like a real concert.
He might have a really good future in the music industry in the future.
And then there was the great refreshments!
This is the first time i’ve seen so much food at an installation!
I haven’t been to much actually.
But this is the best so far!
The food was enough to feed a COUNTRY.
Not an army. A country.
As for the drinks. It was enough for a class of students.
Not that little but still not enough.
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AFTER THE INSTALL.
D.O.T.A.
I picked up my pace and walked to ss2.
CG[clutch gamers] were hosting the qualifying rounds for the WCG [ World Cyber Games ] tournament.
So i went to have a look.
Some of them were quite good.
Some sucked.
Anyways elaborating about DOTA will be pointless as the game play varies depending on its heroes and user of the heroes.
So… I give you pictures.
And this concludes the end of my post.
FunkyMonkee reporting with determination,
~FunkyMonkee~
Remember i mentioned a picture with Me and Sarah in it?
Well here it is! =D
Look at that! Is there anyone in this twisted universe which is more suitable for each other?
NO WAY!!!
The concert was super super super nice. =D
Maybe its because this was our first concert together. =P
And this is a moment of my life which i will store in my heart for safe keeping. =)
STAR LOVES PRINCESS!
Yup! That i do with all my heart. =D
Notice why my face is a little… PINKISH?
Well, its because i went for a competition before the concert!
And here is the outcome of the race.
Yup! 3rd!! Bloody 3rd!!
We could’ve gotten 2nd!
We lost by 0.1 seconds.
So they emerged triumphant over us by a strand of hair.
Maybe Yew Long should have kept longer hair.
OR………
MATTHIAS SHOULD HAVE RAN AGAIN!!!!!
Because Matthias ran for semifinals and Chun Kiat ran for finals.
They both do not have the stamina to run twice.
Boo them!
But oh well. What’s done is done.
And i just realised something!!! I’ve joined ICE HOCKEY for a month now and there are no pics regarding it whatsoever!! That’s very bad. Terrible even.
And so. Here they are. =)
MY ICESKATES!!!!!
Well, temporarily.
I’m just borrowing them.
FOR NOW.
I CAN’T WAIT TO GET MY OWN SKATES!!
Left side.
My stronger leg.
I think everyone should know there is always one leg which is stronger than the other.
Maybe not the size and energy from the muscle but it could be in other means.
Like balance for example.
But in my case its stronger but has less balance.
Oh well. Just have to work harder.
And now my weaker leg but more balanced,
The right side!
Notice the rust at the bottom of the blade?
Yeah.
My coach used these pair of skates before.
His first pair.
Borrowed it from his friend.
And now I am using it.
Hopefully i will be able to be as good as him.
If i’m blessed maybe BETTER.
But we’ll see. Now won’t we? =D
And look! The mouth of my shoe!
Why do I take a picture of this you ask?
Well… Focus your eye lens more and you will see a red patch there.
Can’t see it?
Well, there it is!
Can you guess what it is?
And no i did not spill Ribena on it if that’s what you wanted to ask.
And no… Not Rose Syrup either.
And not strawberry milkshake.
ITS BLOOD.
I used to wear ankle socks to play.
And it cut my tendent.
And it bled.
And so i use longer socks now.
I have just left my trademark on these skates.
May the next user after me find them utterly disgusting and feel totally uncomfortable during all periods of usage.
FunkyMonkee reports for duty!
~FunkyMonkee~
Yesterday (26 July 2006) at 9.15 the Pussy Cat Dolls made their way into hundreds of Malaysian hearts as they melted everyone away with their booty and bust shaking moves.
Sarah, Michelle, Hazel, Yong Ming, and I were 5 among these hundreds of people present on that day. As 5 of us were standing together during the concert.
Although not all of them are super great singers, they are still leaded by a good singer, Nicole.
It’s pretty obvious who’s the “HEAD” in the band.
But hey, if you want to listen, get a CD. Want to see them? Go to their concert!
Like I said. The “HEAD” of their band. As everyone is familiar with her voice and body not to mention looks. Nicole.
It took them really long to come out but hey, their DIVA’s. What can you expect from them? Even though their clothes cover about a quarter of their body, they still have make up to put on right?
Anyways, the concert started off with 2 MC’s whose names i have forgetten. Then Rash Monue came out for the opening act. And FINALLY the Pussy Cat Dolls came out!
Their dance steps were totally rocking the whole of Sunway! As they melted the dance floor (stage), lotsa guys were shouting, “NICOLE!!! MARRY ME!!” Right… as if she would want you. Go take a look in a mirror yo.
And like all concerts, people pushed. But i got too pissed off so i really pushed back. Leaning my whole body towards the people behind. And the pushed forward again. I nearly fell.
That did it. I was pissed. Turned around. Saw one guy and one guy only. The rest were all female specimens. So i just scolded the guy.
Me : STOP PUSHING!!!!
Guy : ITS THE PEOPLE BEHIND!
Me : THEN TELL THEM TO STOP PUSHING!!!!!
*The DOOOOOD just looks at the stage*
Bloody Black Bastard.
And well, there’s this pic i took with Sarah at the concert. =)
But… i don’t have it yet. I’ll probably post it later… If i get it…
Ps… Mom if you’re still reading my blog, just to let you know… ITS WEIRD.
Reporter for the FunkyMonkee Dailies,
~FunkyMonkee~
Well the day started really…… boring.
We had those stupid utterly boring tests set by the ministry.
A big waste of time.
Anyway, that wasn’t the highlight of the day.
After that “Oh-so-boring” school session, we, the Taman Sea volleyball team went to DJ for a friendly match.
It was nice seeing lotsa old friends.
Especially all the Ex-Taman Megah-ians.
Brought lotsa old memories.
Like when i tore this guy’s pants from his crotch all the way to his feet.
What a sight!!
And he had to walk around school all day like that!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! =P
Oh well. I bet he’s forgetten about it already.
But if he hasn’t, WHO CARES? =P
So anyway, we played against CHS (Catholic High School) first.
We won the first match, lost the second, and won the last match.
It was fun. =D
Then it was like… The trashing time! WOOT!
Like… erm…. For us to get trashed by DJ. =P
The last time any of us made actual human to ball contact was 3 months ago.
Or more. =P
So anyways, yeah.
We got trashed by DJ.
HAHA.
Oh well. We expected that.
It was just fun to meet old friends again. =)
Well, here’s the highlight of the day.
The Taxi driver.
I had to go back to school for training.
So i had to take a cab back.
Me and Teik lye walked ahead.
While Paul, Philip, Chun Kiat, and Jee Sern walked behind us.
So when i got a cab, the cab stopped like… Between the the 2 groups!
Me and Teik Lye quickly rushed into the cab followed by Philip and Chun Kiat.
The taxi driver asked us(VERY RUDELY) (In cantonese) how many of us were there?
We answered politely…. 4 only.
You know what? It’ll be easier if i made it in dialog form
Taxi Driver = TD
ALL CONVERSATION IS IN CANTONESE
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*All of us rushes into the cab*
TD : HOW MANY PEOPLE?????
Me : 4 only.
*The TD shows a face of unsatisfaction*
WHO CARES?
*Normal boy talk in the cab*
*Reaches traffic light near our destination*
*Turns red when it’s almost our turn*
Me : Uncle, here will be fine.
TD : HERE CANNOT!!! IF I STOP HERE I WILL BE FINED RM300! CAN YOU PAY 300?!?!?!?!? IF YOU CAN PAY THEN PAY!!!
*I stare with disrespect and disgust into the mirror right into his eyes*
TD : WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME LIKE THAT? ARE YOU UNSATISFIED?
*Continues to stare*
TD : BY THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANT TO EAT PEOPLE. IF YOU LOOK AT PEOPLE LIKE THAT OUTSIDE, PEOPLE WON’T LIKE YOU.
*LIKE DUH????? THAT’S THE POINT OF ME STARING AT YOU?????? -.-”"”"”*
*His sentences are repeated several times*
TD : YOU KNOW IF WE WERE OUTISDE I WOULD HAVE BEATEN YOU ALREADY.
*continues to stare*
TD : YOU’RE LUCKY I’M DRIVING TAXI NOW.
*again… he repeats his sentences*
*I get impatient due to his rudeness, my moodiness, and my lack of sleep + energy*
I SPEAK ENGLISH BUT THE TD CONTINUES IN CANTONESE
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Me : You want to whack me come down now and whack la.
*TD keeps quiet*
Me : I’m looking at the mirror is that a crime? Call the police and ask them to take me in then!
*TD repeats his words about beating me*
Me : Sohai!
TD : Bastard!
Me : SLUT!!!
[This part he TRIES to go all English on me]
TD : Fucker!!! I tell you!! Don’t angry for me ar!!
-.-”" Riiiiight.
Me : Ok ok tell me!! Tell me tell.. Tell tell..
TD : Bastard!
*By this time we already have stopped by the side of the road and we are getting out*
*Philip pays him and Chun Kiat waits for the change along with his horrible/atrocious/cacat-ed/useless/terrible/unapproved English.*
He stared at me while SLOWLY moving his car forward.
I stare back.
At that moment a car crashed into his from behind!
He didn’t die but was hospitalized and his taxi was totally totalled.
That was what i hoped would happen.
He just stared at me a while and drove off.
Yup. Had a little chat with the guys and we seperated and went our own ways.
Went for training and then walked home.
It was totally a super tiring day.
I could’ve died.
If one thing didn’t come and save me.
HER.
=D From the verge of nearly falling off a cliff, she brought me back up to safe ground.
It was like, I am the helpless victim and I’m in the crutches of the bad guy in a movie.
Suddenly, she comes along and saves me as well as puts all troubles away.
YAY!!!
Sarah is really important to me.
And i will treasure her forever.
=D
Reporter for FunkyMonkee Dailies,
~FunkyMonkee~
Yup. I was GAY for a weekend.
I went for kembara’s orientation camp in school.
It was on Friday until Sunday.
What a weekend wasted!!
So i decided to turn gay!
Well, out of the 2 nights i only got about… 6 hours of sleep! =(
And i was apart from her for so long. Communication was totally limited. =(
I missed her. And i still am. =(
Anyways, camp was alright i guess.
There were so little “Freshies” [NOOBS] Only 15.
About 100+ people signed up for kembara and not even 1 quarter came for the most basic camp.
What’s the use of joining then? =/
Well it was fun bathing out in the open.
Where Me, Matt, and Philip “BER-GAYED“.
Yup.
Is anyone familiar with the show “The Longest Yard”?
And the line… “GROUP HUG IN THE SHOWERS TONIGHT!!”.
Yeah… Well.. That happened. But not at night.
More like in front of everyone.
O.O”
NOT NAKED of course.
But still… We “ber-gayed” plenty of times.
Like PINCHING each other’s NIPPLES.
And turning it 360 Degrees.
Another time was when Philip kept peeking when we’re changing/bathing.
Me and Matt feel so…. Looked at now.
Yeah.
Well, i don’t have any pictures now. Maybe i might post some later on. If i get some.
I enjoyed being pampered by Freshies as they could be our slaves.
Yup! I didn’t really take advantage of them though. =/
I’m such a good senior.
Go me.
-.-”
Well, most people asked for massages,
Asked for Freshies to wash their hair,
Asked for Freshies to feed them at the dinner table,
Asked for Freshies to sing and act dumb.
But not me. Nope.
I asked them stupid things.
Like answer stupid questions.
Like these.
Q : If a rooster lays an egg on a top of a cone shaped roof, where the pointy part is facing the top, which side will it fall?
A : Roosters don’t lay eggs.
Q : If a plane crashes into a border between USA and MEXICO, where do you bury the survivors?
A : Their survivors. You don’t bury them.
Yeah. Most of them couldn’t answer it properly.
DENSE!!
Anyway, the last activity was fun. OBSTACLE RUN.
Yeah. My station was for Freshies to wet their faces with water and dig it through flour to find sweets.
It was fun looking at people coughing as flour flew down their throats. Yay!
Well, to add the spice into the game, we added COLGATE into the plate.
Don’t you feel so lucky now Freshies?
Well, that was about all the fun i had that weekend. =/
And now comes the painful part. =(
Well, i was supposed to go to Jessica’s party.
But due to some unexpected issues i did not/could not/may not go.
So i went home and got some sleep.
Who knew it could cause so much damage. =(
Sigh. Well, I have come to a conclusion that camps are bad things.
I remember what happened last time Sarah went for camp. =(
Overall, this weekend has been quite a bummer.
But i’ve got something to keep with me forever.
Memories.
If it comes to that. I’ll just have to replay it over and over again.
Well, That’s all i guess.
The Reporter Of FunkyMonkee Dailies,
~FunkyMonkee~
SPORTS DAY?? NO.
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Well it was sports day today.
But i didn’t go.
What’s the use of sports day?
You already know who the winners are.
I think its unfair for school athletes to take part in school events.
I mean, other students who can’t have a shot at running will be even more discouraged to run.
Well, nothing much on sports day cause i didn’t go.
BIG WASTE OF TIME.
Soo… I spent that time sleeping. =D
[ The outing ]
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Yup. That’s right. I went out.
It was one of the most memorable days i’ve had. =)
Everyday i spend with Princess is a memorable day.
It was just the 2 of us. =D
We watched “Just Our Luck”.
Linsay Lohan looked kinda old in that show.
But it was nice all the same. It was alright actually. =)
It was so nice just to be alone. With her. =)
After the movie we walked around a bit.
We even walked around in parkson.
There was this erm…
Well i don’t really know what it is…
But its to make your own teddy bear.
Looked kinda cooooooooooool.
I wanted to make one for her there but she refused. =(
OHHHH WELLLL…….
Walked around more and looked at stuff.
It was such a memorable day. =)
[ After that ]
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Then it was off to tuition for me.
Funny stuff happened there.
But i can’t seem to remember. Oh well.
Soon it was off to ice hockey.
They were teaching how to do a sharp turn.
I kept falling.
The others all cheated. -.-”
Those “SHARP” turns they made were as sharp as a ball.
[ Librarian Installation ]
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Yup i went for the librarian installation.
It was on Saturday.
It… was… erm.. Well, it was alright.
But too short and too little performances. = /
The food was.. Ok. Not good not bad. Just… fine.
But i got to spend that day with Princess again!
Although it was just for a few hours, it was all worth it. =D
[ The FFK ]
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Well, I was supposed to go to OU to celebrate Magdelene’s bday.
But all of a sudden Jonathan couldn’t go.
And the rest were all girls.
Yeah.
I feel really weird when i’m like the only guy in the crowd.
Unless it was with Princess.
She takes all the negative feelings and gives me positive feelings. =D
Like being happy. =D
She just knows how to warm heart.. Aww.
Anyways, yeah. I FFK-ed them. = /
Sorry!!! >.That’s all about what had happened on Friday and Saturday.
I ate at Chili’s in Bangsar at night.
Refer to the mouth-watering, zasty tasting, utterly delicious food there.
YUM!!!!!
Signing off……….
~FunkyMonkee~
*STAR*
That’s right!! What topic can beat Uncle Chili’s?
Nothing! Everyone LOVES GREAT FOOD!!
Although the outlet in OU kinda sucks, the one in Bangsar Shopping Complex OWNS.
I mean. The food is so good there, i coud get orgasm just eating there.
That’s what i told Teik Lye and the guys.
They said i was crazy.
Well, you should try it some day guys!
I’ll guarantee you you’ll get fake orgasm there.
Here’s some dishes.
Hope you get watery-mouthed over them and drool all over your keyboard.
The Cajun Chicken Burger.
Holy Shi–COW.. Does that heavenly dish even exist?!
Yes it does! In UNCLE CHILI’S!!!
Look at the melted cheese sticking to the freshly cooked chicken.
The fresh vegetables at the botom.
The juicy tomato in the middle.
The golden fried to a crisp fries.
Is there no end to the beauty of food?
Next…

Chili’s Cheese Steak Sandwich.
I’m not really sure if they serve it here.
But…. IT JUST LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOO TASTY!!!
That chunk of meat!!
That buttered garlic bread!
That thick layer of CHHHHEEEEESSSEEE!!!
I JUST CAN’T RESIST TAKING MY EYES OFF IT AND POSTING ABOUT IT!!
The Chili’s Triple Plate Platter.
It serves 3 mixed type of food.
I don’t really know what it is but..
It looks so totally AWESOME.
Fried Chicken!!!
Look at that deep fried, ZASTY-LOOKING chicken!
Imagine crunching the skin into your mouth.
The heat from the chicken rising up into your face.
The steam coming out from the chicken.
Your teeth sinking into the finely cooked chicken meat.
Tearing it away from the bone.
Chewing it pleasurably.
Oh DAMN!!!
A dish i don’t know…
But its sooooooooooooooo CHEESY!!! I love cheese!!!
Did i mention i love food?
Yeah i wanna be a chef one day.
With a 4 Star Hotel overseas. Yup! Love hotels. =D
Well… I’ll post about Friday tomorrow or maybe later.
Signing off………..
~FunkyMonkee~
High School Musical
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Yup. High School Musical.
A Disney movie.
Some people think Disney are like… So childish.
But its not.
Anyway, let’s see a show of hands to see who thinks Vanessa Anne Hudgens is pretty?
What????? You don’t know who she is????
She plays Gabriella Montez in the movie.

Yes more hotness.
And now… A little something for the girls.

Zac Efron who plays Troy Bolton in the movie.

Poser………
Secocoknyer.
But nothing beats this photo.
The best photo ever!
The most secocok couple ever!
Signing off……………..
~FunkyMonkee~
*PENGUIN*
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Yup. Another post about her.
Why, you ask?
That’s because i love her!
And nothing is going to change that. =D
Remember there was a puzzle she gave to me?
It was a picture of a golden retriever.
My favourite dog. =D
And here it is…

I mean that’s so cute right!!!! Awwwwwwwww!!!
And want to see what’s at the corner of the pic?

It glows in the dark!!!! =p
Then, there’re letters she gives every month.
Awwwwww!!! She’s so sweet!!
I love her very much. Yup! =D

Look at those!!!
Made with love and care.
Awww!!!! She’s so sweet!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE HER SO MUCH!
She’s so good she could probably even beat Hallmarks cards.
And my first month anniversary gift?
Here it is.

Awwwwwww!!! She soooo sweet!!!
=D I’m so lucky to have her.
And i love her with all my heart.
That’s for sure. =D
She means everything to me.
=D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D
Signing off…….
~FunkyMonkee~













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