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Off the team.
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Well I hope you’re happy.
You know who you are.
Yup that’s right.
As of today i’m no longer a school athlete.
I hope this makes you happy you OVER OBSESSED WITH YOURSELF FREAK.
Well here are some photos….
Memories……
My First running vest given by sir.
Sirkit Olahraga 110M L14 N. Johan.
Lari Berganti-ganti Saguhati L13. 4 X 400M JOHAN. (kumpulan kalah)
Meaning we were the “Number One Losers In Malaysia”.
Well actually there are 2 more medals. But I’m not going to post them up. Never worked that hard for those 2 medals so i don’t think i deserve them. =/
Aright. There goes the athletic career of mine.
Flashing right past my eyes. Thank you so much for doing this. Taking the one thing i had success in. Well… These words will linger in my mind.
“You can’t have your cake and eat it.”
And that’s the end of this post. A sad day.. But life goes on. We can’t get stuck in life. No matter how much we wish so.
Signing off………
~FunkyMonkee~
Iceberg(s)
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It all started on Monday.
We were having assembly as usual.
They were giving something to some students who helped out during “Hari Koperasi”.
And there were these two rather *plumish* girls.
It went like this.
Teik Lye : Oh shit. Look at those PC (s).
Me : Oh they’re way past PC (s). They look like the ICEBERG that sank the Titanic!
*Teik Lye laughs*
[PC = Pork Chop]
So now i guess you know what I mean.
On Tuesday, which is today, Me, Teik Lye, Azzran and Xian Loong went for the add maths workshop.
Yeah I know.
ADD MATHS??? WHAT?!?
I thought of it this way.
You get to skip school.
You get free stuff.
You get free lunch.
You get to stay all day in an air cond room.
You get certificates.
You don’t have to pay a cent.
I might learn a thing or two.
It was so fun.
You’re probably thinking i’m a NERD right now.
Well OBVIOUSLY the studying part isn’t FUN.
The part where we got to draw GRAFITI.
The part where we got to play 1 on 1 football.
The part where we got to skip school and get away with it.
Anyway, it was fun.
Back to the topic, ICEBERGS.
The reason that’s my title for today was because the place was OVERRUN with them.
Not all of them were ICERBERGS.
But i couldn’t go looking at everyone now could I?
But yeah.
The majority of them were ICEBERGS.
Well that concludes this post.
Signing off……
~FunkyMonkee~
Nipples taste like pie.
We just settled down in the Chemistry lab.
All of a sudden…
“Nipples Taste Like Pie“.
It was Phee Chien.
He’s sick. Yeah.
Another quote i heard yesterday was…
“IF I DON’T MASTURBATE I CAN’T SLEEP“.
Riiight. Additional info i didn’t have to know.
Provided by Khy Li.
Soon the whole conversation was about masturbation.
-.-”
Khy : Mahai nowadays my sperm getting less.
Sujen : How you know you measure ar? What you use? Measuring tubes?
Khy : Nolar can see lar.
Sujen : How often you do it?
Khy : Everyday.
Sujen : WTF? Of course lar. You need about 3-4 days to refill lar.
Khy : I cannot. I don’t tfk i can’t sleep.
*laughter*
Yeah.. That’s what happens when guys get together.
Well. Its off to tuition now. Maybe i’ll post some stuff later.
Oh yeah.
Here’s a pic during the exams.
This is what happens when Khy Li and Teik Lye get romantic.
Yup. Khy Li’s hand was on Teik Lye’s lap.
And guess where Khy’s “ITEM” was pointing at?
Signing off……….
~FunkyMonkee~
First of all, today is a very oh-so-joyous day. Yup. Its been 3 months now. And i hope it will go on and on and on till…. FOREVER. =D I got a puzzle! Yay! Anyway, I might take a picture of it and post it, if i have the time. Or i might not and you all can just wander what it looks like. =P
The highlight of today.
“BOY ERECTS IN CLASS“.
Yup.
I’m not going to present a name due to that particular boy’s request.
We shall name this boy “X“.
Well, the group of guys were just talking. As usual. Guys.
*chat chat chat*
This is the short version.
Matt : OMG! X you steaming ar? SEE SEE SEE.
(right now i’m thinking, what kind of boy wants to see another boy’s…. ANYWAY..)
X : Yala.
*X lifts his untucked shirt up.*
WOAHH……..
Matt : Walaue damn long wei. HAHAHAHA…..
X : I’m not erecting. I “KAP LIU”(needs to go to the bathroom).
Matt : WALAUE DAMN LONG.
*Matt measures it with his second finger and thumb forming an “L” shape.*
*Teik Lye does the same*
Right now i’m thinking… Omg…. 2 guys are touching another guy’s…. Ughhhh….
They weren’t exactly touching it.. But.. The were putting it so closely to it. That counts.
*Matt and Teik Lye compare it with the ruler.*
Matt : WALAUE 14.5cm WEI….
X : Yalar nearly 6 inch.
*Laughter from boys*
Lots of stupid stuff happened after that but it is all confidential. Moving on, Teik Lye, Khy Li, Sujen and I took part in “win,lose, or draw”. Khy Li was shouting around… WHOEVER LOSES TO US ARE SLUTS. Ok…….. o.O… Anyway, we lost. Yeah. The other groups got easy stuff. We got stuff like… “NOISILY” How the hell are you supposed to DRAW noisily? -.-” Yeah.
Stayed back after school and did my homework in the canteen. Walked home and gave her what she deserved. She deserves much more but i’m trying my best. =) Kissed her goodbye and ran to Mobil. Took a cab home. Luckily i wasn’t drenched. It was raining. Yup. And that concludes the end of my day… =D
Signing off……….
~FunkyMonkee~
Well, I haven’t been posting recently. School’s back. Its nice to be back in school with friends and all. =D Well, wondering why i put that title? This is why.
The group was just talking about stuff.
Fei Yan suggested that any man who was convicted of raping should have his DICK CUT OFF.
Ouch.
Anyway, we continued talking about the matter and then we stopped.
There was a pause of silence.
All of a sudden Wing Chung comes and says…
“Yeah. Sex is fun.”
o.O?
It just came out of the blue.
And then the convo moved on to the No Apologies talk last year.
And it went out of interest. Yeah.
Hmm. Well, today i got a new skin. Took me hours to find one decent one.
Almost everything was… Ugly. Yeah.
Well, there’s nothing to post about.
Just have to wait until something worth posting comes around.
Sorry readers.
Signing off……
~FunkyMonkee~
Well, the day started pretty HECTIC enough.
I got up, noticed it was still 6. And went back to sleep.
My sister woke me up at 9.30. O.O!!!
I WAS LATE!!
I was supposed to be at my mom’s shop at 9.30am.
Those of you who don’t know, my mom has a shop in OU. Ashworth.
Its a golfing brand. From America. Yeah. Both my parents are golfers. =p Heh.
Anyway, i reached OU at about 10.30. There was a jam. =S
Luckily, the other staff had already opened the shop.
I stayed there doing nothing the whole day. >=I did sell a pair of pants though. =D My customer! But i’ve sold them before all the same. =/
Anyway, I went off about 4++. My skating lesson was supposed to be at 4.
But… Customers come first. So i had to deal with them before dealing with my coach.
I popped two bullets in each head and went to meet coachie.
Well maybe not two bullets in each head.. More like two shirts in each bag. =D
I reached SP about 4.30. Coach was already on the ice.
He taught me the fundamentals of skating. It was pretty fun. =D
Even though it was the basic stuff, but hey…. Without a good base, any building will fall.. Right?
And so, time passed, and the skating lesson was over.
Learnt a lot of new things. About skating. Yeah.
Learnt how to controll my balance more. Learnt how to stop… Well… halfway. =/
Coachie was really good. =D He taught me for about an hour and the deal was actally for about half an hour. Thanks coach!
Oh yeah. He also said i have potential! WHEEEEE!!! I like being praised. =)
Then, I was up to starbucks to meet my sis and onwards we travelled… to the car.
Soon, i was home. Kept my skates and went up to bathe. Relaxed a little and dinnertime came.
It was bbq night! My cousins from Singapore just came down.
Having holidays, they are.
Talking like Yoda, I am.
Refer to Wai Hong’s blog, you must. (super funny, it is.) (super cool too!!)
And so, dinner was over along with WHITE CHICKS!!
That show ROCKS. Laughed till the food came out of my mouth.
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Nahhh… It would be so embarrasing.
That’s why never talk/laugh/cry/whine/complain/insult/critisize/discriminate/shout/whisper when your mouth is full/having food in your mouth.
You put your life on the line everytime you do it. You risk dying of humiliation.
Well, here i am posting this post after dinner. =/
Nothing more i can say cause i can’t predict the future.
There’s nothing more i can say… Except….
I’m missing more and more each second. I can’t wait till school reopens. =/
I MISS YOU SARAH OOI XU LI!!!!!!
Yep. She means the world to me. =D
*whispering thoughts in my head*
=D
Signing off……………….
~FunkyMonkee~
Ever had lots of frustration and so much stress that you could feel yourself getting closer to the edge of insanity?
Here’s some advice. Take a HOT bath.
It relaxes your muscles.
It calms you down.
It relaxes your nerves. Example, say you are feeling really frustrated about something, take a bath.
A hot bath is ideal before bedtime.
You get so relaxed its easier to sleep.
Didn’t work so well on Thursday though. =/ Was really a frustrating day.
Anyway, on to Friday!
Hmmmm.. *flashes back* What DID i do on Friday? Oh yeah!!!
Well, i was practically alone the whole day. Yeah. That’s how i feel when i’m not with her. =(
She went out, i stayed home. Went to Horus before tuition. I had planned to actually skip tuition.
But i remembered i made a promise to her. And i wasn’t about to break it. So.. To tuition i went.
Soon, I was home waiting for my mom to fetch me.
To where you ask?
ICE HOCKEY! (TOTAL FUN)
Well, I got there a little late and quickly got suited up.
Hit the ice and i made a new friend! =D
His name was… “Chee/Chi” Don’t know how to spell it. =/
But he still is a new friend! =D
Well, I was practising slap shots against the boards when coach came over and complimented me. =D YAY!!
He asked me if i had played hockey before. And i said i was here last week.
He asked me if i had played hocket BEFORE last week. Nope. Never had touched a ice hockey stick before. =/
Impressive! That was his remark. =D Yay!! That brought my mood up. =D
It was fun just hitting away at something so hard and not getting scolded for. =p
Bet you don’t get to do that all the time huh?
Well, I now have a pair of skates!!! =D Just temporarily. I’m borrowing it. Since a pair of skates costs RM700-RM1000!!!!! Yeah… expensive.
Well, I skated fairly well in those skates. Better than last week. =D
We played a game of 3 on 3. It was fun. Probably cause we all were *noobs*. Eheh-heh-heh…
ANYWAY, I was happy i got complimented today. Cause it was my second time skating with all that body pads on me.
I went to buy supper back(none for me). Just for my folks. =/ I wasn’t hungry. Just REALLY smelly and aching all over. =/
Msged until about 12+++++. And then went to sleep.
She couldn’t sleep that night. Hope it wasn’t something i did. =(
Well, that was Friday for you.
Signing off…………….
~FunkyMonkee~
Why is it i haven’t been posting? Well, its simply because there is nothing to post about. I spend almost everyday playing the ps2. If not, going to Horus. Its so boring. Well, i guess i should post SOMETHING at least. Even if its totaly nonsense. Hmm. What did i do recently? *flashes back*
Oh yeah! Now i remember. I went to this cafe in Subang the other day. It was called,”Cafe Bawang Merah”. Yeah. A Malay shop. I don’t know why they named it that. What they serve has no bawang merah in it! Well, there was lots of kuih and stuff. Lots of people go there for tea. Especially all the working people. When i got there it was like… Totally packed. Yeah.
And we waited for a table. We say these 3 women who were finished. They even took out their wallets to pay. But when we walked over intending to wait, THEY KEPT THEIR WALLETS BACK INTO THEIR HANDBAGS. Bloody useless idiotic fools!! They kept their wallets and went to get more kuih. Stupid ladies. Yeah. Anyway, we found another table after that. Hah!!! In you face!!!
Well, the kuih was nice. But the whole place were overun with “si lai(s)“(housewives). It was like… “SI LAI(S) UNITED“. They probably were in a society even. KIA SU IDIOTS. Those women were crazy. They were so kia su that they would even go to the back of the kitchen where the kuih is being made, and wait there. OMG. Don’t you have a life? When i tried to take some kuih, a woman wanted to snatch it away from me. BLOODY BITCH. So I said,”Can’t you wait?” And she went all “CHINESE” on me. Started scolding me in mandarin. I ignored her and continued taking the food.
The kuih was good. But the people around us weren’t. Almost all of them were Si Lai(s). I think they made that place their meeting spot for their society. Anyway, I was really laughing at one moment. Well, I dropped a kuih into one of their bowls. It was some “tong sui”(err.. manisan) to drink. Anyway, i was like…. Oh shit. I tried to take it back up but there were a lot of beans there. And so… I just left it there. Later, a woman went there and took that tong sui. HAH!!!!!!! Serves you rite for being so noisy.
The cafe wasn’t really a cafe. It was more like a coffee shop. Seriously. It sounded like one. It had the same noisy people in there. But, the waiters and waitresses were cool. So were the decorations and chairs and stuff. Only some of the customers were the problem. I hate the chinese educated Si Lai(s). Totally UGHHH.
The conclusion for that day was….
SI LAI(S) SUCK!!!!!
Yeah.. Screw them!!!! *not literally*
And… *No offense to people whose mother’s are housewives.*
~FunkyMonkee~
For those of you who don’t know, I have just enrolled myself in the game of ICE HOCKEY. Yup. Last night(Friday), I had my first session of ICE HOCKEY. It didn’t go very well. The last time i had put on a pair of skates was last year. And now you want me to just go out there with a puck too? O.O!!! It was loads of fun though. It went like this.
When i got there, i was just looking around at some figure skaters. They made skating look easy. Well it was easy IF You were using their skates. Figure skating skates have like the jagged edge in front of the skates.. I think. Well, the ones that you rent at the skating rink have it. But ICE HOCKEY skates are different. It doesn’t have the jagged edge nor the long blade to stop with your heel. You just had to turn and sorta scrape the ice like all the Pro’s do it. Yeah. Anyway, I soon got in, met up with my mom’s friend and this guy(forgot what his name was) took me to get my body guards. Woah….. No wonder ICE HOCKEY players look so big. I looked big too. O.O”"….
Then, after being properly attired(i still think they should’ve given me groin guards), they sent us in. “Us” meaning all the Newbies. Yup. Well most of them could skate. I asked around and most of them had been skating for like… a year now.. A WHOLE BLOODY YEAR!! They skate for one year THEN they join. I DON’T skate for one year then i join. o.O? Go figure. Anyway, I skated like CRAP. It was hard not being able to push your skates backward cause you usually walk that way. The coach told me to push SIDEWAYS. And so i did. I felt like i was walking “kangkang-ish” the whole time. It was fun though. =]
Then, the head coach for our division(newb division) taught us how to do wrist and slap shots. It was fun. =] But everytime i shot i lost my balance. I moved my body too much. Isn’t like golf. =/ I used to learn golf. Not sure if i ought to continue. =/ Anyway, back to ice hockey. It was nice trying to blast the puck. But all in all, i haven’t learned the proper way yet. Oh well. I’ll learn it sooner or later i guess. =/ Practiced shooting for a while and then we were called off the ice for the intermediate level players to go in. It was lotsa fun though. =]
I took off all my body guards and WOAH….. You think just cause its so cold you can’t sweat there? You’re so WRONG. I was bathing in sweat. I was sweating from top to bottom. Even parts that i never knew ever existed was sweating. I was sweating so much, my future children could feel all the sweat. I sweat even more than when i go training. It was lotsa fun though. The skates are gonna be expensive. But I’m sure i wanna play it. Its fun. Even though i couldn’t skate that well yet. But oh well. =] I’ll learn soon enough. My whole body was aching when i got back. But a smile on my face was there too. I took my bath, relaxed a little and called her to wish goodnight. Just to hear her voice before i go to sleep, its just heavenly. =] Signing off….
~FunkyMonkee~
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