Man’s best friend.

Yesterday, i did nothing that you should know. Played video games, went out, came back, and there i was trying to post. My IE(internet explorer) kept hanging and so i couldn’t post. Now i’m going to try another way to post my post about…. Man’s best friend. DOGS! Ever feel lonely? Get a dog? Need some entertainment? A dog! Got lots of money to spend and don’t know where to start? A dog! Single? Need a soulmate? A dog?? Er…. yeah… Moving on….

First up, the Siberian Husky. ’s favourite dog. Really cute. A sled dog. The eyes are almond shaped. People often mistake that all Siberians have blue eyes. They can have eyes that are blue, brown, amber, or any combination of the 3 including eyes which are half blue and half brown, which is referred to as being parti-eyed. Having one blue eye and one brown eye is referred to as being bi-eyed. The Siberian Husky has a thick, wooly undercoat and a soft outer coat. It is able to withstand temperatures as low as -50 degrees to -60 degrees C. Gentle, playful, but willful and mischievous. Cheerful, very fond of his or her family. A puppy at heart, clever, sociable, loving, easy-going, have a lot of energy, good with children and friendly with strangers, very intelligent, will take advantage if it can. It like to howl and gets bored easily.
Cute!

Grown up!

Fully grown…

More cuteness.

And more.

And.. (say it with me) AWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwww…..

Next.. The Golden Retriever. My favourite dog. Cute when still a pup. Huggable when grown up. Lovable, well-mannered, intelligent dogs with great charm. Easily trained, and always patient and gentle with children. Loyal, confident, sweet and eager to please. It is active, loving and an outstanding family dog. They enjoy pleasing their masters. Friendly with everyone, including other dogs, the Golden Retriever has very little, if any, guarding instincts. While unlikely to attack, Goldens make good watchdogs, loudly signaling a stranger’s approach. This breed needs to be around people to be happy. Some of the Golden’s talents are hunting, tracking, retrieving, narcotics detection, agility, competitive obedience, and performing tricks. These dogs also love to swim.

Ruffled up.

Grown up.

ADORABLE? YES!

Lastly.. The German Shepherd. Yep. The “Police Dog” as it is reffered to by many. Direct and fearless, eager and alert. Bold, cheerful, obedient and eager to learn. Known for their tremendous loyalty and courage. Calmly confident, but not hostile. Serious and almost human in his intelligence. They have a high learning ability. German Shepherds love to be close to their families, but they are very wary of strangers. This breed needs his people and should not be left isolated for long periods of time. They only bark when it is necessary. German Shepherds have a very strong protective instinct, so they should be extensively socialized to prevent over-guarding when they are an adult. The breed is so intelligent and learns so readily that it has been used as a sheepdog, guard dog, in police work, as a guide for the blind, in search and rescue service, and in the military. His fine nose can sniff out drugs and intruders, and can alert handlers to the presence of underground mines in time to avoid detonation, or gas leaks in a pipes buried 15 feet underground. They are so obedient. I mean.. TOTALLY.. Check this out..
They can tell who’s boss.

Awww.. Looks so lazy.

Cute!

Who says they’re dangerous?

Yeah… Its been fun posting and getting to know more about these dogs. Want to know more about these or other dogs? Visit thise website.
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/index.htm
Signing off……

~FunkyMonkee~

<3Sarah<3

Well, today i didn’t do much. I spent the whole day at home. Watching tv. Yeah. Went online a little too. A boring day. That’s why i’m not going to talk about today. I shall talk about the one that makes me whole. The one that makes me happy when i’m sad. Who brings me up when i’m down. I’m going to post about…. Her. My one and only (Princess Penguin).

We’ve come a long way actually. I still remember the first time we held hands. We liked each other at that time. Yeah. It was last year. We liked each other and well, she took my calculator and didn’t want to give it back to me. I wanted it back. And so i tried(but not very hard) to take it back. She didn’t want to let go of it. Heh. She did the right thing. =p With such a small calculator and with 4 hands all over it, it ended up with one of my hand holding one of her’s and both of our other hands holding the calculator. Not trying to pull back. =p Yeah. It was really special. Not many people have special ways of holding hand for their first time. This was ours. A calculator. =D

Another thing i’ll never forget is the first time we came close to a hug. Well, teacher gave out some forms and like she took my paper! Picture this. ( I was sitting on the right. She was holding the paper in her LEFT hand. I took her RIGHT hand and pulled her to my right. My left hand was reaching out to the paper on the left. We were really close together. And i didn’t make much effort to reach out for the paper. =p Yep. I’ll never forget this. is really special to me.

Another incident i’ll never forget is the first time i kissed her. We were at ou that day. She had a movie. She was going to watch Chicken Little. Before the movie, we went to the pool table area at the bowling alley. She said she was going to go off and walk around before her movie. And i was like.. Whaa? So fast? Then i pulled her to me and hugged her.( From behind.) Then, i held her so closely to me. And i kissed her on the cheek. Yep. =D Instantly, she smiled. That was the first time i kissed her. And i’ll remember it forever.

We’ve went through a lot together,
Readers, you shall not know,
I really love her,
I think that clearly shows.

She means a lot to me,
She’s a blessing from above,
Sarah Ooi Xu li,
This is true love.

They might say its puppy love,
and that I’m a fool,
But it does not matter,
Because I, have you.

That was just something i came up with. I made it in pink, green and blue, as she likes it a lot. Pink and green is her favourite colour. Blue was the colour of roses she got on her birthday. Unfortunately, it wasn’t me that gave it to her. Oh well. I really love her. Yup. That i do. She means a whole lot to me. And now… I have to end this post. This post might end. But not my love for her. =D Signing off with my heart full of love……

~FunkyMonkee~

Outing.

Sorry for the late post. It was all because of streamyx. I tried coming online but streamyx just wouldn’t let me. Even though i only tried once but i tried really hard. I clicked on a button. It took lots of effort to do it. Oh well. I didn’t feel like coming online online anyway. Hmm. Didn’t feel like coming online but still tried to. Go firgure. Well today is all about the outing at OU.

Who did i go with you might ask? The party consisted of 5 individuals. Joanna, Pamela, Khy Li and I. We watched “Over the Hedge”. Cute animals. Yeah. Its about a chipmunk teaching other animals to steal food from humans. Real cute animals. There were baby porcupines too. Those little critters were cute. Yeah. Missed some parts of the show though. >.o I… Was… busy. Yeah. It was a nice show. Real nice. I enjoyed it. =D

After the show we went to laksa shack. -.-” Don’t really like laksa that much. So i didn’t eat. Then, we just walked around. And had an idea. Since me and Khy Li were so… Anti-gay, we were forced to wear pink shirts. >.o!!!! We went to WH and my lovely gf picked out pink shirts for me and him. >.o!! We changed and were forced to take a picture. >.o!!!!! Well, I didn’t look that gay after all. I go really *ugh* when i see some guys wearing pink shirts. Some look LALA, some look gay. Fortunately, i did not look gay nor lala. PHEW! I would upload a picture, but I can’t post a picture into my blog. Don’t know why. Oh well. Have fun reading i guess.

We walked around some more. Looking at stuff. Then we all walked Khy Li to the taxi stand. We were afraid he might get raped… I think. Nah, most probably he’ll do the raping. And then, i wanted to get a book. Yes. I do read. I’m not just some guy who doesn’t study and does nothing with his life. But this has nothing to do with studying actually. Just finding some entertainment. Went into Times. But couldn’t find a book that interested me. And so, the time came for me to leave. walked me to the taxi stand. She’s really sweet. =D Love her very much. Kissed her goodbye and went home. Did nothing much after that. Tv all the way till bedtime. Talked with her for about an hour. I’m sorry. I really am. Then i went to bed. It was a nice day today. Yep. A great day. =D Signing off….

~FunkyMonkee~

*this post was written on 27 May 2006*

Mr. Mike.

Well today we celebrated Teacher’s day in Smk Tmn Sea. We, the kembara club, were really busy today. Getting the telematch ready for the teacher’s and clubs. We had lotsa games. First game was Pinata. Where they would blindfoldedly pop balloons using toothpicks. We’re supposed to tie the balloons as they pop it. Pop one, tie another. Pop one, tie another. There was someone who nearly poked me with the toothpick! Bad sense of direction. And lotsa other games. Too lazy to elaborate. From the telematch, i found out all teachers don’t play by the rules. TEACHERS CHEAT. KIASU!

After a lots of cheating and stuff, came the “miss dragqueen” game. Its where they dress guys up with girls clothes and stuff. Yeah. Lipstick, makeup, blouses, DRESSES, etc. Well it was really fun watching Manimogan wearing a skirt and having BOOBS. A real eye catcher he was. The one i thought was the best was Tien Chi though. A REAL woman. Yup. After that, we played with the left over balloons. Yeah it was lotsa fun. Drowning your friends with water balloons and not getting splashed at. Yep. And then came the most tiring part. CLEANING UP.

After cleaning up against our wills, we went to the hall. Where we watched some Yoyo dude spinning…. well.. Yoyos. He made some cool tricks. And some lame ones. Watched a few dances. Then there were these 2 wannabe rapper boys. DAMN they sucked. They bring suckiness to a whole new level. A higher one no doubt. Went home after that. Was really tired. Took a nap and went for tuition.

Here’s where the fun started. Mr. Mike, our great chemistry teacher, kept us laughing through tuition. Yup. He was saying,(no offense) there is no scientific proof that god exists. About all the chinese, malays, and indians believing in their spiritual bunch of BULLSHIT. He told us about the Indians waking up in the morning and praying, about Lilian Too, fengshui and stuff. Yeah. It was like this..

Mr. Mike : You know class, no offense, but most Chineses, don’t say i’m a raisist,
Class : RAISIST!
Mr. Mike : -.-” Not only the Chinese, the Indians…..
CLass : RAISIST!
Mr. Mike : -.-”"”"”" the malays…….*pauses for us to say something*
Class : …..
Mr. Mike : -.-”"”"”" There is no proof on these superstitious beliefs. For all we know it might’ve been some one who just created this all up. Its just because someone said it. Just like Ginseng. Scientifically, ginseng does not make your skin healthier. Its just a bunch of bullshit to get more money out of you.

Yong Ming : MR. MIKE! I DRINK GINSENG OK!
Mr. Mike : Ohh and do you have nice smooth skin?
Yong Ming : Yes! I drink birds nest too!

Mr. Mike : Oh that’s even better. Drinking Ginseng not enough must drink bird’s nest and die of bird flu. Then you’ll have a beutiful face but die early. *makes girly impression* “Oh i’m dying. I have BEAUTIFUL skin but i’m dying. Lalalalala.”

*laughter from the class.*
*Yong Ming has nothing to say.*

Mr. Mike : You think you all pray so much like our mr wesak boy? (I’m called wesak boy because i did not come to tuition on wesak day. -.-”) The Indians wake up 4-5 o clock naked and go and pray. 4-5 o clock! NAKED!!

*laughter from class*

Mr. Mike : You see Lilian Too. What do you think she is? She’s nothing but a con artist. The only difference is that she’s known nation wide. She says put this here, put this there, bla bla bla, and so on and so on. You have good energy here you don’t have to work. Stay at home all day and get money from heaven.
*Class laughs*

Mr. Mike : If fengshui is real, no need to bet or judge or anything China will surely win. Good energy here, good energy there, simply kick the ball, sure goal. Start 5 seconds into the game, goal. Hmm.. Maybe next week i should start selling fengshui rocks. You put it on your head and study, you’ll get good grades.

Yong Ming : Hey Mr. Mike it might work you know!!
Mr. Mike : You are the person that makes it easy for them to cheat you.

*laughter… again*
Lisa : Mr. Mike have you ever thought of being a stand-up comedian?
*story ends*

Yep. That’s Mr. Mike for you. Funny teacher. Keeps us amused. =D Heh. And after that, nothing much happened. And so…. this blog ends my day. Signing off…………………..

~FunkyMonkee~

Romance

Today, I shall blog about ROMANCE. Love is a powerful emotion really. It makes your knees weak. Butterflies in your stomach. Makes you feel wonderful all the time. Makes miracles come true. Once, a kid was pinned under a car. His mother carried the car just enough for the little kid to climb out. That woman wasn’t some big Russian muscular mama. She was just the normal Chinese pohpoh you see at the morning market pulling their trolley along as they walk. You know, those pohpoh chatting with the butcher saying,”Lei hou mar? Sek jor mei ah?”Yeah… Those kind of pohpohs.. As i said. Love is a poweful emotion. Just imagine a pohpoh like that carrying a car. What a sight.

Well that’s love but that ain’t romance. Romance is like.. Sunset walk by the beach. Dolphins in sight. Candle light dinner. Table for two. Italian. (Food must always be suitable on a date.) Soothing music. A stroll by the beach. Moonlight. Stars. Breeze. A small fire. Tents set up for only 2 people. Clear sky. A big mat on the beach. Pillows.(Not necessary as you may lie on each other.) Stay up till sunrise if not falling asleep in each other’s arms. Close your eyes. Think about it. Imagine it. Replay those images through your head.

Now that’s romance. The sad truth is, most people won’t be able to experience it. Most people just imagine it in their heads and as time goes by, they tend to forget about it. Living in the modern world and all. Nowadays, dates mean going out for a movie, having dinner at some restaurant, walking around in a mall. Am i right? Dates shouldn’t be like this. It should be more like, cycling your date to a nearby waterfall. You know. Like in old movies where the girl sits at the back and the guy cycles up the hill and all. And they reach the waterfall, cool off in the water. Alone with each other’s company. Just a world for 2 people. Burrying the drinks in the water. Makes it cool and nice to drink. What ever happened to those kind of dates?

Anyway, here’s how my day went. Went to school, did some work, played around, arranged the telematch for Teacher’s Day tomorrow. There was a big time loop between 2-4. I seem to have forgotten about what happened during that time. Yeah. Or did I? Either way, you will not know what happened during that time loop. Went back to school and arranged the telematch stuff.. AGAIN. Was ffk-ed by Paul and Jeck Shen. I still can remember Jeck Shen’s words very clearly.

Jeck Shen : You coming school at 4.30 ar?
Me : Ya.
Jeck Shen : Oh i oso. You better make sure you’re here ar!!
Me : Don’t worry i will.

Came 4.30. I was in school. Jeck Shen was not. Ffk-ers…. Didn’t eat the whole day. Until 7++. Yeah. I didn’t eat for like.. 22hours. Wow. I amaze myself. And now here i am blogging. Boring day actually. Except for that time loop. What happened? Hmmmmm. =/ Signing off…….

~FunkyMonkee~

Star

A 2 Day Blog.

I’ve been receiving quite a few complaints from people. They complain I don’t update my blog. Well… Even though you guys are CRAZY over MY BLOG….. Doesn’t mean you HAVE to read it everyday. Haha-ha…ha..ha. Aright… To make up for Tuesday which is the day i did not blog, i’ll include it in this post.

TUESDAY
*flashes back to yesterday*
Well i arrived to school and had a stomach ache. After grabbing my emergancy stash of tissue in my bag, i hastily walked to the toilet. I intended to go to block C. And see how Prawncess was doing. But.. Due to unexpected events, I couldn’t. Moving on… I went back to class after that…… “Horrifying Incedent” incident in the toilet. Looked like a pyramid of shit.. Picture it… A pyramid made of plain.. SHIT.. Hmm. Cool.

Soon I was back in class and no teachers were teaching. And so.. Me and the guys were just talking. During add maths, a funny incident took place. It goes like this. Shang Quan borrowed Teik Lye’s paper. Jan Ming wanted to sleep and the most quite place was Shang Quan’s place as it is the corner of the class. When Teik Lye wanted his paper back, he asked Shang Quan for it. But Shang Quan had already put it back on Teik Lye’s table. He didn’t believe Shang Quan and he saw some paper under his desk. Slowly he approaches Shang Quan’s desk. **important note. The desk was the same level as Jan Ming’s… Erm… Assets as we say in accounts.** Teik Lye reaches in and takes the paper out. Jan Ming wakes up. And then… The laughter started… It was like this…

TL : Where’s my paper?
SQ : I gave back to you adi.
TL : Are you sure? Its not here.
SQ : Yalar. If not where.
*TL sees some paper under SQ’s desk.*
TL : There… under your table. But dowan disturb Jan Ming sleeping lar… Take it out quick….
SQ : Its not that lar.. I gave you back adi.
*TL is not convinced*
TL : Aiar i take it out myself.
*Tl’s hand approaches the desk*
TL : I CAN DO IT!!!!
*Hand goes in and comes out. Jan Ming wakes up. Laughter fills the air.*

We kept laughing and talking about it. More stuff happened but i forgot about what we said.. Soo.. Oh well. Maybe his hand did touch her… Erm… Assets. And maybe it didn’t. That’s up to you readers. Nothing much happened the rest of the day. Until nightfall. Where we were on the phone. =D Heh. Went to bed after the happy phone call. And so this ends TUESDAY.

WEDNESDAY
Today, I didn’t go to school. Why? Because I did not have a long sleeve shirt to use for PJK. We’re startiong RUGBY. “A MAN’S GAME” Yeah………. Sure……….. I woke up late. About.. 11++. Had lunch. TACO. Mmmmmm… Yummy….. And i watched tv. There was this show about a guy who’s mentally retarded, and he loves raidios. And thus the name of the show is… RADIO. It was a touching show. Yeah. I do get touched. I’m a sensitive boy mind you. After that, I called Teik Lye to find out he told sir(my athletics coach) stuff. I’m so gonna be slughtered.

Sir seems to think i’m skipping training because of love. He seems to think i’m unattentive in class because of love. But how can he expect me to train during exam week? And being the unattentive student in class is just me.. Can i help it if i can’t pay attention to a teacher who’s boring? No DUH. Anyway, I’m trying to go to school for training now but sir seems to have his training with the Selangor runners. He wouldn’t have time for me and besides, i don’t know those guys. Some of them are real assholes and stuck up. Oh well. The world isn’t perfect.

After the phone call and many other phone calls to arrange things, i went to Horus. Had Mc Donald’s with Paul, Matt, Cheng Hong and my brother after that. Was walking home when I got a call from Matt. His Bio tuition that he was supposed to be late for was cancelled. And he couldn’t go home because he couldn’t tell his mother he went late to tuition because he was in a cyber cafe. He’d be crushed. And soo… his plan was to stay there for 11/2 hours. Crazy guy. Nothing funny happened today. Went home, tripped and nearly fell down the stairs, took my bath and here i am posting.

Anyway, I think sir is really gonna kill me. After the badmouthing from Lee Jen,(thank you very much) saying i have PMS, who knows what other things she’s been telling. FYI.. You’re such a bitch. Don’t know why i was ever friends with you. Good for nothing over obsessed with yourself freak……

Signing off…

~FunkyMonkee~

I’m so dead.

Hey people! I’m back again for yet another blog. Thank you for your nice comments on my blog. I aim to please. Well, today it was kinda fun. Last night was really a happy and relieving night. At first it was scary and depressing. But it turned out alright. And i thank you for it. =D One and only you. And you’re mine. =P

Today, i got back a few papers. The results were like this.
Maths = 58
Add Maths = 3
Physics = 41

I’m so dead when my mom’s finds out i got 3 for my Add Math’s paper. Failing is one thing. But getting 3 is another. When teacher was returning the papers, I was thinking ‘Hmm.. i think i can get above 20′. When i got it back I was.. OH SHIT. And following Wai Hong’s phrase,”MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO BOMB ME LIKE OSAMA BOMB THE WTC”, It will come true. Did anyone of you watch “The Longest Yard”? Yeah… Well, I’m going to be the guy that shits himself. And my parents are going to be Turley and Swatowski.

After school was kinda fun. A few of us went to play basketball. Where we bounced balls. Played for a while and went for futsal. Where we kicked balls. I went home about 4.20. After i took my bath, it hit me. I had not eaten since last night. that would be more than 12 hours. About 19 hours to be exact. And i didn’t notice it at all. I quickly went down to gobble down my lunch. After i was done, it looked as though everything was the remains of the catastrophy of the bird flu where they would slaughter all the chickens. Well, maybe not as all that chicken which could’ve been fried into a golden crisp. Where the first crunch would tentalise any taste bud. You could taste the chicken as though it was melting in your mouth. The tender sweet sweet chicken. Its a shame that chicken aren’t immune to the bird flu.

Well, that concludes the end of my day i guess. Nothing much happened. But i learnt that… You have to work hard for something. If you don’t work hard, all you’ll get in life is nothing. You’ll just have people bombing you like Osama bombed the WTC and people making you shit yourself. Signing off………

~FunkyMonkee~

A bad day.

Just to let you guys know. This post is really boring. Nothing interesting here. Yeah.

Today.. Was a really… really… really… lonely day. I woke up about 8. Having gastric. Couldn’t sleep. Which meant about 4 hours of sleep. Teik Lye came upstairs about 8.45-9. He woke up so early. Soon we were accompanied by Paul. And then Matthias. After we all had washed up, we had “breakfast” at Kanar Curry House. Which is about 5 minutes from my place. I didn’t eat. I’m not a morning person… Yeah. Then we walked to ss2.

Just as we started walking along the road, Paul still kept going on about last night’s incident. The BANG incident. He told me to be carefull not to walk into any poles. Pshhff. What does he think i’m dense? Well….. Maybe a little. But hey, dense is…. Erm…. Its…. Erm….. ANYWAYS…… We continued walking. Went to Horus again. Came out of Horus. Went to eat. Then we went our seperate ways at about 4.15pm. I walked home. Great walk. Thought about lotsa things. Went home and straight to bed. I woke up about… 8.30. Woah.. And i’m still tired now. =.= I was practically lonely the whole day. Yeah. Didn’t really have anyone to talk to……..

I then had dinner at about 9++. Then it struck me. I only ate twice today. Tomorrow’s going to be a looooooong day. When i skip a few meals, my body tends to go crazy. My body neglects the time its suppose to sleep. My body neglects eating times. And that’s really tough. Its like.. I wanna eat. But… I’m not hungry. On top of that, I’m exhausted. I feel as though I’m constantly and gradually being crushed by bricks that are increasing in amount. I feel……. I don’t know what i feel.

Come to think of it. I know what i feel. I feel scared. I feel lost. Confused. Alone….. I’m scared this is it. I’m lost without you. I’m confused in this incident. I can’t think anymore. My head hurts so much. As much as my heart. And this is why I’m signing off.

~FunkyMonkee~

Embarrasing moment.

So.. It didn’t turn out as I expected and predicted. A lot more happened. A LOT MORE….. We went to ou. We got there. And saw a freaking long line! We had no other choice but to wait. While me and Paul were waiting, Sujen and Matthias came running to us telling us about some girls hitting on Teik Lye. It was such an eye opener. O.O” We ran to the pool tables. Teik Lye was walking briskly to our direction. We asked him what had happened. He told us that the girl came up to him. Hugged him. And asked what was his name and if she could have his number. Then, they took a picture with the 2 girls putting thier hands on his lap! He didn’t give them his number being the “shy” boy that he is. They were Ah Mohs(Kuai Lo) (Uresians)… Yeah.

Then, we played pool and Matthias told us he saw one of the girl’s ass. And that she was wearing a G-string. o.O?? Riiiiiight… Additional info i did not have to know. And then we went to watch Pesiodon! I think that’s how it’s spelt. Well, the movie was all about dead bodies lying on the floor and floating in the water. There was blood, shocked faces, dead people, deceased bodies, massive explosions, huge fires, loud screaming, “twins”( you’ll know when you watch it), and almost everyone died. Yeah. Heh. It was alright i guess. Too many dead faces though. >.
*The Embarrasing Moment*

And within about 1 hour and 15 minutes, the show was over. It was pretty quick. Yeah. Then we went home…. While we were walking to the taxi stand, I saw a person who i hadn’t seen in quite some time. It was Ying Xian. I waved. She didn’t recognize me. Oh well. Continue walking on. Then i told Paul that Eu Jinn was upstairs. And he was like huh? Eu Jinn. Huh? Eu Jinn. Hu– BANG!!! I hit the metal signboard showing the bus’s time and arrival schedule. I think that was it. Anyways, it was like this.

*I wave at Ying Xian*
*She looks at me puzzled*
*Oh well*
Me : Paul, Eu Jinn is upstairs.
Paul : Huh?
Me : Eu Jinn is upstairs.
Paul : Who ah?
Me : Eu Jinn.
Paul : HUH?? Eu Jinn?? o.O????
Me : Yes! EU JINN!!
Paul : o.O?? EU JINN???
Me : Yes!! EU JINN!!!
Paul : EU JINN?? o.O??????
Me : Yes!! EU JI–
*BANG!!!!!!*
*Ying Xian and her friends laugh.*
*Paul laughs.*
*Jen Wae laughs.*
*Matthias laughs.*
*Teik Lye laughs.*
*I AM EMBARRASED……*

Teik Lye : Walaue.. The board moved six inches!!!
Me : AYOH!!! DAMN MALU ARR!!
Paul : AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Teik Lye : Six inches you know!!
Me : MALU ARRR!!!
Paul : HAHAHHAHHAAHAHAH!!
Me : I have never been so embarrased in my entire life!
Paul : HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Me : Paul if it wasn’t for you i wouldn’t bang into it ar!! It’s all your fault!!!
Paul : Hahahahahaha!
Me : Why didn’t you tell me?? You walking behind me what!!
Paul : I didn’t see lar fool.
Me : Ayohhhh DAMN MALU ARR!!! Some more that time waving to Ying Xian. Later she think i keep looking at her until i bang the board. OMG…. DAMN MALU CASE!!!!
Paul : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

*I complain all the way to ss2.*
*Paul keeps telling me he didn’t see the board.*
*I am HUMILIATED!*

That was the most embarrasing moment of my entire life!! When i look back on these posts a year from now I’ll be laughing at myself. Yes i will. Well, we then reached ss2. Had dinner at Wai Sek Kai. Went to Horus. And we played until about 12.45-1 Am. Went to eat at Murni. And walked back to my house. I took my bathe and told myself. I have got to post this before i forget the feeling. And so.. I turned on the movie stuff and now the guys are watching a movie. While i’m up here writing about my embarrasing moment. I’m a fool!!

Today, i learnt a VERY VERY VERY important lesson. ALWAYS and i mean ALWAYS WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING. And… Don’t walk into signboards. It sucks. Yeah…………
Well, time to join the gays.. Oops. Guys guys.. Yeah…………
Signing off TOTALLY embarrased……….

~FunkyMonkee~

And today is our 2nd month anniversary. =D Whee! Go us!

A deeper scar.

The exams are over!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally!! But to tell the truth… I don’t think there’s a difference. It was fun during the exams and it is still fun now. Heh. Think i’m going to get a few red marks. But hey! At least my report card has colour and yours doesn’t! Or does it? Hmm.. Anyways… That was NOT the highlight for today. Although the day is still early, which shows 1.40pm now, I went through a deep shock today. I nearly like… GASPED. EST was really tricky. But you can’t con a con artist. You can’t fool a fool! And i wasn’t fooled. Yup! And then there was recess. After recess we went back to class… Here’s where i suffered from that great big shock and i’ll be scarred for life.. Even deeper.

Well, Khy Li was “drawing” a “water line” with Jan Ming’s bottle. Yeah.. Here’s how it went.

Khy Li : This is the line that seperate’s us(me and Khy Li) and you two(Tracee and Jan Ming).
*Tracee spreads the water out with her shoe*
Khy Li : The line is still there. The only thing you did was made the line thicker.
Tracee : But later it will evaporate and there will be no more line.
Khy Li : I’ll just draw it again!
Jan Ming : AND WASTE MY WATER?
Khy Li : Fine lar.
*Khy Li stands up. Unzipps his pants.*
I could see body glove!(irrelevant)
*Jan Ming and tracee looks away*
I was thinking… Nah… He won’t do it.
*FLASHES HIS FREAKING D!CK*
Me : OMGGG!!!!!!
*Loud laughs by Khy Li*
*Keeps his brother back into its cage*
*Girls turn around again*

Yeah. Exactly What happened. Scarred. I’ll never get that picture out of my head. And then i walked back home. I won’t be able to blog at night due to being the friendly host of the people which are going to stay over my house tonight. Lucky them. Heh. I’m going to predict the future now..

We go to ou at 5.30++. We watch Da Vinci Code at about 6.30. We have dinner and go to ss2. We enter Horus. We play till about 11. We go home. My home. Spend the whole night watching more movies. That’s my prediction. I’ll post another blog on how this turns out.
Signing off………

~FunkyMonkee~